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Random fisherman:''I have an Idea! What if go hunt that HUGE WHITE WHALE,which is 100 times bigger than our tiny fishing boat?
Other local fishermen:''great idea,because if that big whaler ship couldn't kill him our tiny 3-men fishing boat could totally kill him''
I mean seriously why do they even come after i just add 2 or 3 points to the size stat? Even if they killed him they couldn't get him on their ship and he would just rot there XD
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It's amazing how different the required skills for MD2 is to MD1. I'm 2nd in the all-time leaderboards for humans eaten in MD1 but can't even get the medium badge here in MD2.
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It's cute and all, but it fails as a game as it's boring since there is no challenge. At least not up until wave 12. Maybe later, but anyway, that is way too long for it to be super-easy. There is a better game with a similar concept on Nitrome, where you play a worm. Maybe not as cute, but still very neat and much better as a game.
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A white whale is attacking ships, people having small boats think they can catch the whale, but ends up being in it's stomach
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I like how on level 25 theres still a small boat with three guys like we got this. Moby is six time bigger than this boat and they have tank boats and mines and alien ships and ghosts but we got good old faithful.
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...Cannons don't work like that. Who fires cannons directly into the water? Or rather, what kind of ship has a down-facing cannon anyway?
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Wow, people need to stop saying "{insert random thing here} is my proverbial white whale", because you have to realize 9/10 times whatever you're referring to never jumped 50 feet into the air, brought down a UFO, and landed mouth first on you eating you whole.