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Mom: Honey, I found this educational game for you!
Me: Nooooooo
Mom: C'mon, just try it!
2 hours later: mom: Go to sleep, Billy!
Billy: NO MOM I WILL NOT I NEED TO ****ING BEAT thiS GAME *********
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"We don't have any ideas now... But if you give us a RIDICULOUS amount of grant money we'll figure something out"
5/5 just for that hilarious line!
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Well Jeeves, if you had been a little bit more responsible we wouldn't of had to deal with this alligator and these viruses. Good job.
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I like that it was educational as it reminded me of the classes I took long ago. However, I dislike how much it held my hand. I felt like the first 5 levels were tutorial. The ending was awesome though.
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V BE QUIET YOU FILTHY PEASANT!!!! V Also, I listened to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW2VVAhsaCM on a loop thru the whole game.
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Give us an option to turn off the crazy annoying tutorial and over the top mini movies every time we touch anything. 0/5 too annoyed to play again.
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Man, I was so lucky to run into this game right when I was having this huge exam in biology about cells, amoebas, and that stuff.
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This game would be great if you didn't have to follow the storyline and watch cutscenes after each 5 seconds. Other than that, the gameplay is awesome and the whole cell thing is perfect.