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Are you shitting me!? Controls are a nightmare! Levels are often impossible to clear because you are suddenly locked out or can't cross a gap a 2nd time, events are not triggered again or you simply get stuck because of major design flaws regarding the level design. Game mechanics overall reach the precision of an anatomical drawing made by a five year old. Seriously, you ever heard about a thing called "gameplay testing"? It's normaly done before you release something. Also assigning "E" and "space" for important functions while using "W" for unimportant stuff is truly ingenious. NOT! Constantly trying to lure me to your site while it's impossible to keep your progress isn't very bright either. And about all those absolute essential sharing functions: Keep them, you rather wouldn't like it if I'd share my opinion on additional sites. Nice gfx and some quite nice ideas but it's executed so poorly it just ruins the whole... thing. Just sad... -.-
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Eternity's Allure: Parsing Level.... for eternity... "Use your Light Power to solve tricky puzzles" hmm.. Maybe if I use my light power, the level will load. *presses E* ..nothing.. damn.
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One huge problem is the save feature in the original site does not work and it keeps saving , andl also in the original site i need to play the game from the start. it would be nice if i had a explanetion of the items and my thought space in the game in kongregate :/
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If you make it to the last level this game will make you hate yourself as punishment for doing well.
Other than that the rest of the game is just a decent idea that's been poorly executed. Hard badge isn't quite as difficult as some people are making out.
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Controls in this game are the most idiotic I have ever experienced in my entire life of playing all video games. Sure some have little glitches or errors but this one literally was so half-assedly thrown together that I personally would like to smack the shit out of the designer
I have never gone out of my way to leave a bad review for anything. Bravo
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erg.. nevermind, that display prior to entering is saying your best so far apparently. Not what you need to beat. A bit counterintuitive there, and still seems like too tight of timing even for a "challenge"
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Seems like level parsing time counts towards the timer for speed runs. Example: Body lvl 1 says 1:10 is the time to beat, but I always start at 1:03. Combine with already tight timing, and clock keeps running out while waiting for that boulder to eventually drop after flipping the switch near the end.
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I'll be frank. It's NOT a good platformer. The controls are mediocre to annoying and the jump distances are often too short. Re-getting the stars everytime you respawn at a lamp is just a drag with no value. That said it's also a very unique and original game idea. I love the death cards, comical "enemy" designs and the surrealistic world. This is one of the hardest decisions at rating I've done :3
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Everytime i play this i just put my earphones in and start listening to BVB for some reason it helps anyway this games so cool
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I didn't know this game was here!! I finished it on the official site! Well, at least now I won't have to try as hard to get everything done :T
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This could have been such a great game if it had been done right. The longer I play the harder it sucks. Controls are so sluggish that sometimes luck is the only reason for success. The cutscenes interrupt the gameplay in a very annoying way. Collision detection is flawed as the physics are. Character won't climb, jump or just run over a 1px-step. Accellerated movement is a nice idea but realized poorly. It feels more like walking through molasses. And did you ever bother about timing? How should we be able to time certain actions if we cannot see the important part because it's off the screen? BTW: I wonder what the game does to my hardware? Sometimes it's getting terribly slow although it shouldn't. Am I mining Bitcoins for you guys or what? Sorry for being rude but atm this game is another shining example for how a great concept can be ruined by poor programing and no testing. Decent graphics and an interesting concept simply don't give you a nice game.
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how the hell do I use the powers I win? I drag them onto the tray and they are there in my deathcards game, but for life of me, I can't use them from there. I tried clicking, dragging, ran the keyboard, .... grrrrrr
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I'm not really digging this. It's a perfect example of wat the word "pretentious" means when used in a derogatory answer. I don't like when games attempt to be deep, yet clearly fail to deliver on the aspect of deepiness at all.
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I really want to like this game more... but Fancy Pants has set a standard for the performance free Flash-based platform games that this one doesn't come close to matching.
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Not really my type of game. I like puzzles but hate games that require precision platforming. It's sometimes hard to tell what you can actually jump on, as for the end of the level "boss" so for I find the AI too easy. I put out a 1,2,3 block and the AI nerfed it (-2 to enemy sides). The AI is too quick to use their power ups.
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I quite like this game, it is slightly annoying that the levels take forever to load, and some of the puzzles make me want to tear out my hair (puzzles aren't my forte)
But the questions really make me think, and I love the map design etc.
Overall a good game! ;)
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It's sad that my saved progress can't go over to the game's site - does that mean I'll never unlock certain trophies? It means I have no clue who this empress person I am is... Also slow loading and jarry in places - and time trial is annoyingly close, pop like 10 extra seconds on, my keyboard sticks!
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how do i go to read more about the famous people or what the death objects are?... i tried connecting to facebook but it doenst link my kongregate one
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:D I love this game, though I would like a little bit more control while using the mouse. I also think that the space bar ad the up button should have the opposite functionalities.