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OK, arrived in USA, now 2 questions:
How am I going to explain: being naked, wearing a top hat and having a shotgun?
Why did I go to the USA after I got half a million gold?
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The only thing thing stopping this naked mexicant is a bird! or well also a snake.... and a build up of dead border guards..
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SCENE AT NASA: Is the field clear to launch the rocket? No sir, there is a flying Mexican who is without clothes. .........................
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Border police: Why do you want to get to America?
Mexican: To get a job.
Border police: Why don't you just pick up all of the gold lying around here? Isn't that better than going to the US?
Mexican: yea but its floating 6 feet in the air...
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News Channel: "This just in, because of a stupid Mexican, humans can finally fly! However, he advises you to have a burrito shooting pistol or Uzi at your side in case the Border Guards get mad. America, illegal aliens, are now more illegal."
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Also, you should make a secong, in which you can add new guns, outfits, and maybe perks. Also, there should be water that slows you, and soldiers that fire rapid fire hot dogs,
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So I bounce on a snake and then do a flying kick into a bird, naked, with a gun that shoots tacos and a bottle of tequila.
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Now I know that when ICE is after me, drop kick one of their guys and use him as a shield... and that they don't like tacos.
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Has anyone noticed that if you exit the game and come back later, it shows that you have a saved game but it starts you over again. I think its a bug