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9 news: A snake of a kind bit the privates of a Mexican flying towards the snake the Mexican man who was found guilty of having to fart on the snake's head got dead by the snake. And that's all for today. (may not make sense :P)
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News Reporter: In local news local policeman alex grishaw was crushed to death today by a naked gringo trying to get over the border.
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Officer 1: So, why did you get this job? Officer 2: Well I wanted to always be a cop as a kid, and I always want to fight cri- OH JESUS CHRIST THIS NAKED MEXICAN JUST LANDED ON ME WITH HIS BALLS IN MY FACE! Officer 1: OH GOD! D:!
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This game understands my childhood dream. i have always wanted to be a flying naked mexican who shoots an assault rifle whilst drinking tequila.
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guard1 : Lets shoot him with bullets
guard 2: Nah he will survive that
Mexican : Lets shoot burritos
guard 1 : why , it does kill
guard 2 : overweigt has a higher kill chance , lets shoot junk food
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here are the cheat codes:
DEAD MAN WALKING : Invincibility
CHE GUEVARA : All weapons
POLICEMAN : Camouflage and freedom to go over the border
CHOSEN ONE : All weapons, infinite tequila time
BILL GATES : Money
PUPPETS MASTER : Huggy dolly mode
enter your name as the code to get it
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news channel: WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS WE HAVE A NAKED MEXICAN WHO DIED FROM A BIRD WITH A TEQUILA BOTTLE IN HIS MOUTH HE DIED BECAUSE HE IS ALLERGIC TO BIRDS AND THE BORDER COPS SAY THAT HE WANTED FREEDOM FROM MEXICO BUT THE COPS SAID IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE TEQUILA IN AMERICA!!!
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New alert! A naked Mexican was flown over the border with a shotgun, tequila, and chainmail. If you see this man alert the police, as he will shoot your hat off while drinking tequila if not stopped. *5 Mins Later* Our sources say that the second he crossed the border a snake killed him. False alarm.
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shotgun shooting with tacco's: sure
guards shooting with junk food: sure
bandito wich catapults himself with a weight and a plank on top of some wood: sure
he surviving all the crashes: sure
he going ko from snakes and birds and junkfood: what!?
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its amazing how little chainmale can withstand. in real life it can withstand swords and spears but only 4 burgers and donuts? they got some powerful food! sheesh!