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rubicondan1995

Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol gym pass gives access to mexico's ONLY gym :p

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Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Protips: Hold down your click. Even the starting Taco gun has auto-fire, so you won't accidentally click the logo link... Conserve your Tequila time to take down guards and land on your feet to bounce higher. But if you are left naked there's no use in saving Tequila for later! Start Tequila time on your way down and end it after you bounce and shoot down any guards. Control you spinning as soon as you bounce, especially at the start and the trampolines. You can fine tune it on the way down so you always land on your feet... or one foot at least.

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ramsey276

Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "2. Rotate to land on legs. You bounce more. " I was waiting for someone to try this in a launcher game (I would, but first I need to learn to CODE it!) Heck of a game. 5/5 and faved for a laugh and good fun ARRRRRRIBA!!!

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chedders

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why are there trampolines at the border???

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owen888

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) snake bite to the penis

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WTFfail101

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs achivements + IF YOU AGREE

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7sMyLuckyNumber

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! He got me in the clothes!

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WTFfail101

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well. You Get Shot In The Beans And you instantly die. XD

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jacobghawk

Oct. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i drop weights LIKE A BOSS shoot birds LIKE A BOSS shoot guards LIKE A BOSS i fly naked LIKE A BOSS

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Ninjamc01

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There were two bullets coming from both sides and then in slo mo I dodged it like a BOSS

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12345wery

Oct. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i just used a dead officer as a shield to kill another

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ItachiU1

Oct. 08, 2011

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chikti

Oct. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i shot the guards bullet.

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chikti

Oct. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I used a dead guard as a mount!!!

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KeebTekalor

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A bullet was aiming for my head when I died, then, it was slo-mo then it dodged. LIKE A BOSS.

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KeebTekalor

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I kicked a guard in the head when i died, and he kept shooting me bawlz

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roastbeef12345

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Poor dead guards used as meat shields

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julian007

Sep. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want one of those infinite tequila bottles!

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nothing951

Sep. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who puts trampolines in a desert!?

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TheGameGear

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Mexican Wakes Up* Mommy, i had a dream (Mommy: What was it?) It was a sign, a sign to invent TORTILLAS!

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povvnzer123

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) omg i crashed into a guard and now my lack bar is near his mouth

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jack51069

Sep. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a flying mexicain has been reported flying across the border while masturbaiting....

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syaoranoni54326

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Border guard: "There appears to be a naked drunk Mexican flying overhead. Requesting backup!"

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deekyuu

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's weird that when the bandito's censored part touched the guard head.

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Kowasaci

Sep. 17, 2011

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3553mike

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cop just hit penis

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jo88049

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the snake took off my clothes ^_^

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inoyosa123

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when the cop shoot the targets you get points

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UBoat3

Sep. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If he could afford all of these weapons, armors, and hats... why not just buy a passport?

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elfsiege

Sep. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i only just noticed the guards shoot hamburgers

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elfsiege

Sep. 09, 2011

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rootslane

Sep. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Todays news: A police found dead in the mexico whit a naked drunk weirdo on him the police doesnt know who he is cuz he flyed too much against the ground and got hit too much whit burgers and donuts.

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LegendaryPutty

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mexican guy shoots: Tacos. Border guards shoots: Hamburgers. Border agents shoot: Donuts.

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LegendaryPutty

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "AHH A MEXICAN MAN'S PENIS IS FLOPPING ON MEH!!!!!" nuff said.

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LegendaryPutty

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 9 news: A snake of a kind bit the privates of a Mexican flying towards the snake the Mexican man who was found guilty of having to fart on the snake's head got dead by the snake. And that's all for today. (may not make sense :P)

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popper7823

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone notice that the mexican guy was shooting tacos and Border american people were shooting hamburgers

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nooneheer

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) killer snakes

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SnoringBrain

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ARRIBA!

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chaseo

Sep. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Reporter: In local news local policeman alex grishaw was crushed to death today by a naked gringo trying to get over the border.

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eto0

Aug. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah! I shot that hamburguer. Entering U.S.A. I hate you gravity.

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o0Link0o

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Officer 1: So, why did you get this job? Officer 2: Well I wanted to always be a cop as a kid, and I always want to fight cri- OH JESUS CHRIST THIS NAKED MEXICAN JUST LANDED ON ME WITH HIS BALLS IN MY FACE! Officer 1: OH GOD! D:!

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sharpeaustin

Aug. 27, 2011

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sharpeaustin

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its a well known fact that high-quality mexican tequila bottles refill themselves when traveling through air...

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plinkerkid90

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the flags in the corners are cheat codes click one then the other keep this comment alive

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quinnmaster

Aug. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i am a naked mexican with a top hat FEAR ME

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drno333

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) there are no word to describe this game

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evanway2

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game understands my childhood dream. i have always wanted to be a flying naked mexican who shoots an assault rifle whilst drinking tequila.

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quinnmaster

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) after my guy got shot he went on to stick his crotch in the guards face as punishment

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boompjes

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) guard1 : Lets shoot him with bullets guard 2: Nah he will survive that Mexican : Lets shoot burritos guard 1 : why , it does kill guard 2 : overweigt has a higher kill chance , lets shoot junk food

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bigpoppe

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) note to self when in a firefight protect my crotch the most!

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