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Okay, please remove the add in the right corner, I accidentally click it all the time when I try to shoot cops in front of me. =(
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I never thought I'd play a game where I was a naked mexican in a top hat flying through the air drinking tequila. Just a tip, you should put the A, D, Q, E controls in the tutorial. I just discovered they were even there, and I've been playing for about an hour!
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Here's a little cheat: To win money faster just catapult the Mexican into the sky. If it's off screen you'll win money much faster and when he gets to the ground again just press R to retry and you'll keep the money.
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"Lets make it a bit easier for rubberman. go place out these trampolines so he'll have an easier time reaching the border. Oh, he might also want some target practice along the way so hang these bullseyes in the sky. Physics? Whats that?"
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Something strange with shooting physics, "bullet" actually follows the move of the guy, it should keep a straight path when fired...
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if you ever played your own game, you'd know that a clickable, linked logo on the main game screen is freakin annoying.
still 4/5 for the lulz.
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"Border Guards, there's a guy flying high in the air using a wooden catapult, buying upgrades illegally from the black market and trying to escape being caught for hijacking a mule. We've come on up with a good defensive plan to oppose this threat to international security. Firstly, stand at your location and shoot at him so his clothes fall off. Don't follow him, wait for other Border Guards to kill him. Let him upgrade, we're too awesome that no matter how many upgrades he buys we can stop him. Don't take away our Practice Targets, 10 gold from the mafia is nothing. Also, don't access the Armory for the Laser Cannon v13 Laser Targetting Blaster, the Ak43v.5 Evolved or the Star Annihiliator. You should be glad your not using your old knives your usual, you've been issued a Glock. Now get into positions, spread yourself out along 100,000 miles, and stand there for as long as it takes. Eliminate the Target!" *Get through the border* "That bastard was a rising bollard!"
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i would feel better if some of the border guards were shooting tex-mex at you. please add this as a feature, thanks in advance.
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How the heck do you beat this? I upgrade everything and I still land 35,000 short of the USA. Then I'm supposed to shoot people and bounce the rest of the way? Not possible.
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It's incredibly funny when you can use a border patrol guard and then use him as a shield while shooting at the next one. :p
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Pretty fun launch game, upgrades were a little slow. But this just allows for more overtheborder racist fun. Tequila time is a great addition to the game. I feel like there should be in-game achievements that give gold though; such as take out so many guards in one launch, etc. 4/5 :)
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Fun launch game, upgrades were a tad slow at first but i appreciate that more than it being too easy. Good play control and balance of not making the launches too fast or short. If you want badges vote 5 stars. I did. 5/5
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Fun game. I actually stopped on a guard, but his dead corpse wouldn't stop moving, so my guy woudn't, so I couldn't do anything. There should at least be something to return to the menu. Other then that, great racist game. 5/5
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Cant help but laugh when a naked man with a top hat and monocle (like a senor peanut) comes flying at the guards blurred out crotch first with tequila in one hand and an AK in the other, "SAY 'ELLO TO MY LI'UL FRIEND!!!!"
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Not sure why but tequila time affects the trajectory of our little mexican jumping bean. Use tequila time right after launch and your distance is massively reduced...
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Also, I don't see how this game is "wild" in any regard besides being offensive, and I don't see how it's "innovative" at all.
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I don't see why the racism/countryism is necessary. Also, it takes too long to get enough money to buy the first upgrade. It's annoying how hitting an obstacle doesn't merely slow down the player but practically or literally completely stops the player.