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News channel: "reportedly, a naked mexican was flying with a shoutgun on his hand, and after killing over 50 of our special border agents and over 100 of our border guards, was killed by a snake."
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OK, arrived in USA, now 2 questions:
How am I going to explain: being naked, wearing a top hat and having a shotgun?
Why did I go to the USA after I got half a million gold?
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wow i died cause of hitting a bird and yet i survive when i fall 7000 meters of the air and hit a police with no injureis O.o
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You have to give credit to those border guards, shooting nakec illegal immigrants that are RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM DRINKING TEQUILA!
Oh, and they're shooting back.
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so wait let me get this straight if i use diet pills, eat healthy, use the gym, and get drastic weight loss surgery, drop a 50 pound weight on a plank of wood i whill fly 40,000 feet.... WHY AM I STILL PLAYING ON THE COMPUTER!!!
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"This is Cop #24857, we have a stereotypical flying naked Mexican with a gun-- Never mind, that snake took him out, over."