Cakefoot

Cakefoot

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Cakefoot

Rating:
2.5
Released: May 13, 2026
Last updated: July 09, 2026
Developer: dankdotgame

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Description

Brutally hard 🤬 2D precision avoid-em game on rails 👾 with addictive gameplay and fast respawn 😇 Blaze a path through 20+ levels of spikes, fire, bombs, and… lethal fish? 🐡 Then weigh in on the global leaderboards!

How to Play

  • - Hold left-click, any key, or gamepad button to walk forward, and let go to walk backward!
  • - Click your name on the title screen to edit your name and emoji.
  • - Beat levels and collect coins to unlock emojis. Beat the game to unlock more, including a faster but heavier cake on the third run.
  • - If framerate drops, turn off shaders from the pause menu.
  • - Recommended for ages 10+ (High difficulty level, user’s initials are posted to a global leaderboard).

Developer Updates

Jul 13, 2026 4:08pm

Update badge difficulty and add a coin badge

Comments

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dederteee

Jul. 09, 2026

21
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This game is an excruciating experience, cycles are constantly desyncronized and suddently the game becomes incredibly hard with no checkpoints.

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MiCHiE

Jul. 09, 2026

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Appears I'm the 3rd person to beat the game on Kongregate (according to the leaderboards).
Took me almost 200 minutes and 1000+ deaths.
And I guess I'd consider myself above average.
To give people an idea what it takes to beat this game (at least the version with a checkpoint...)

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dederteee

Jul. 10, 2026

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Got the hard badge. Now, the medium badge should be marked as Hard badge and the Hard Badge should be marked as Impossible badge. That would go with kongregate standards.

dankdotgame
dankdotgame Developer

Thank you for the suggestion, I wasn't aware of the impossible badge. The badges have been updated!

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324961

Jul. 20, 2026

5
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I hate when "difficulty" is just terrible game design

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dederteee

Jul. 09, 2026

5
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MiCHIE, I'm proud of you, I'm actually very surprised another human being has completed the normal mode. There is no third person, that guy blatantly cheated in the scores, as you can see from "fastest completion", he put the numbers of levels instead of the time and he so he "completed the entire game in 22 seconds" yes sir. Anyway, I managed to reach the last level in the second difficulty mode with no checkpoints, I can't beat it, there is no way. I can't even pass the top part once, and the whole bottom part is much harder, and you don't have a checkpoint. And the crazy thing is there is another difficulty then, all this you call a "hard badge". This is something to challenge yourself in your free time, it's not a kongregate badge. None of this makes sense, AI created the perfect torture game, and kongregate approved for those obscene badges. None tested those badges. No human has beaten those hard modes. I refuse to believe anything that is written in those leaderboards.

dankdotgame
dankdotgame Developer

Hi dederteee, thank you for your bug report and I appreciate your comments. I am looking into the bugs now. You're not alone in your criticisms. This game is based on The World's Hardest Game and is intended to be extremely difficult. There has been criticism that it's less fair than World's Hardest Game because of desyncing. It is valid feedback, but the desync is an intended part of the game. As for AI, that's a really funny comment, but AI was not used. I made the torture by myself :) The fastest and farthest scores on the in-game leaderboards are real players, except most likely for GIA and "---" which I have some evidence is a bot. I have beaten the game on all three difficulties and my best time is 27 minutes. I think the third difficulty level is fun and warped mode is probably the best unlockable in the game. But I'm glad to adjust the difficulty on the badges.