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Welcome to Madagascar, where our motto is
"Nothing comes in or out without a complete Antiboitic and Antiparacitic screening and curing"
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Relaxed mode is much harder than realistic. I did the impossible badge on realistic, but I always fail Ultimate Relaxation Badge, thanks to Peru. When I start from peru, than Madagascar misses..
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whiping out an old classic because of recent events... Named my virus COVID-19 because "to soon" is for sissies... GUESS what my starting country turned out to be... XD
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I'd like to thank the ONLY boat that went to Madagascar in my relaxed mode. It infected Madagascar for the first time ever, finally making it possible to win.
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"Relaxed"? I am not relaxed at all. There is a closed shipyard in Madagascar that stands in between me and relaxation.
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if cuba left its airport open for one more second then i would have won! The plane was like "I'm gonna make it!" and cuba was like "Oh no you don't!"
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Badge says "Just don't let them close down borders early" bruh I can have a parasite with zero visibility and Madagascar will close their damn borders the moment 2 countries are infected.
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"We've got to mobilize all our resources against this plague"
"But sir, it's only symptoms are sweating, it doesn't even have a na-"
"I AM YOUR KING DO AS I SAY!"
"Sir, America has no-"
"DO AS I SAY, PEON!"
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Why don't insects and rodents carry the disease over closed borders? Are they being stopped at the customs too? And what about the very air? Have they set up huge domes or what?
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after madagascar escaped me yet again i took my anger out on the rest of the world by selling all symptoms except for diarrhea and vomitting so they would be cursed to have a constant flow coming out of both ends
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I wonder what Madagascar did when word of the swine flu got out? Madagascar: Whats that?...Swine flu?...Alright everyone just stay ca-NUCLEAR LOCKDOWN NOW!!!
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Five billion people sneezing sometimes. Not a single recorded death. All world transportation is shut down, governments are declaring martial law.
Curse you, media fearmongering!
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lol. i feel kinda bad where people in the virtual world of pandemic are dying and i am sitting in front of my computer eating. :D
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Ahhh poor little boat did all the harbors close before you made it home? Lmao it's so funny it keeps going in circles XD