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I feel sorry for the guy on Greenland ship who left port to discover.... all the others were closed and when he returned to his country to discover that everyone was dead and yet somehow they closed their port also, so what is he to do? I'LL SAIL AROUND IN A TRIANGLE TILL ALL THIS PASSES! *disease has wiped out all humans* D=
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I named my Virus 'Madagascar please' and I started in Madagascar. No joke, I'm not saying it'll work, but that happened to me.
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"WATER LEVELS IN SAUDI ARABIA HAVE DECREASED." Terrorist Dudes:OH SHI- Terrorist Dudes' Mom:Who cares?It has been and will ALWAYS be dry here. (Just so you know, the Terrorists were living in a desert.)
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(Scenario 1:Greenland) Appointed Leader of Health:MR.PRESIDENT SIR! President of Greenland:What is it? ALOH: Sir 2/3s of the world is wiped out!! And almost all of our citizens are dead! PoG:Think I give a shit now SHHHHHHH Hockey is playing and the Ice Jockeys are going to win! (Scenario 2:Japan) Health Official:Mr Emperor SIR! One of our people has just coughed we must close down everything Emperor of Japan:*Calls the Airports Hospitals and Docks* CLOSE IMMEDIATELY ALL OF IT I DON'T CARE IF WE ARE THE ONLY CHANCE TO MAKE THE VACCINE NO MORE OUTBREAKS! NO MORE DEATHS! (Scenario 3:Madagascar) Health Official:PRESIDENT SIR SOMEONE IN RUSSIA SNEEZED WE MUST CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN IMMEDIATELY! President of Madagascar:Oh my god this is worse than I though EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN NOW!
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TERINAX HAS KILLED THE WORLD!!! I used the paisite to do it and I would like to thankGrotho for the strategy. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tbh... is impossible to get the President Madagascar Assassin Badge... my virus infected all countries in 20 days and I bought all tier 1,2 and 3 symptoms (didn't buy any drug resistence because all hospitals wasn't working) but in the end I needed 117 days to kill all. Already tried to save evolution points for t4 but don't worth. They should change the days to 115-120 imo.
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Effective strategy found!
Start with parasite because its not noticed fast.
Upgrade 1 on all resitances. If you start with a resitance upgrade the other non drugs resitances to 2. This is so your disease spreads fast but not too fast in your starting region which can get it noticed.
Also get airborne and pest for tranmissions. You don't want it spreading too fast, just to every region.
Hope your lucky and infect madagascar. Obviously incease drug resistance when a vaccines being developed. With this stategy I got everywhere apart from madagascar, argentina and peru. Tried again a few times and got lucky. I can't stress enough how important luck is in this game.
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I feel bad for the people stranded on ships when every country closes down their docks......are they the only survivors?
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is this real life??? I started in madagascar!! :D (10 minutes later) FUUUUUUCK MY DISEASE DOESN'T GET OUT OF MADAGASCAR!!!!!
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*posting a comment while waiting for the Madagascar to be infected* what if we will be able to place airports,shipyards and etc. wherever we want?
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WTH!!! I have 30 infected people in THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! And Canada starts shuting everything down!!!! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE... 30 people infected... Just sayin.
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*Starts new game* "Disease arrives in Madagascar" HAHA! I'm starting there! This is for everyone who has suffered at your one seaport.
Wait, Madagascar only has one seaport/airport...dang this is gonna take a while.
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Step 1: Start as a virus and buy and sell so that you only have fever and all Transmission upgrades. Step 2: Wait for there to be reports of the disease in all countries, then buy Pulmonary Edema. Step 3: Watch the world die.
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"Government of Cuba closes airports to prevent infection" wait what?
"Madagascar is suffering from floods." YES! Take that!
"Russia is spotted in disease." Ha! Wait-...
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doctor: ok son we have developed a vacine to cure ur desease that does nothing to you at all (injects vaccine) doctor: ya feel any diffrent? kid: no doctor:WE CURED IT WOOOO HOOOO YEAH WE R GENIUSES THIS DESEASE WILL COUNTINUE TO DO NO HARM WATSOEVER!!!!!!! YEAH!!
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"Disease spreads to Madagascar" HOLY SH*T YES MOTHER OF GOD IV DONE IT YES I HAVE TAKEN OUT MADAGASCAR SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME
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Even if a country border were closed illegal immigrants, rats, and insects who are infected can still cross the border to any country you know!
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I get the whole border-closing theory, but how does one stop insects, rodents, and the damn air from crossing? Tell me that one Argentina you snooty jerks.
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how come when we start a new game, it automatically goes back to the main menu because it's really irritating and wastes time.
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I feel bad for the people who died cuz of diearrea, just imagine; somone finding u dead ON THE TOILET with a dump the size of argentina in the toilet......