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October 2014: We were infected by the New Virus ''Ebola'' and infected many africans, and that virus got a higher growth rate until 2023
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ok get this i infected all but madagascar ok, all other population is infected. days to completion infinity all hospitals close but i still cant infect madagascar
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theres a disease
madagascar-close all borders
greenland-nah it will not be serious(doesnt close border even until everyone died)
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Closing schools is the best thing to do in an epidemic. No wait, it's the best thing to do in any condition, damn it! It's such a good thing to do...
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it would be really nice if rodent/insect/waterborn transmission could breach countries with locked borders... without fail, even with no visible symptoms whatever, I can't get every country infected, and the remaining one(s) nearly always have land borders with infected countries... shutting down borders wouldn't stop rodents or insects, as our real-life difficulties with bubonic plague and malaria have shown... not so realistic for being realistic mode ^_^
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So after infecting the entire human population of the world, I realised my only symptoms were sneezing, coughing and sweating. What a lovely world. Hopefully the increased suicide rate will compensate for the lack of lethality.
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and 12.get vomiting and coughing,13. get fatigue,14. make sure the whole world is infected,15. get pulmonary edema, blindness, diarrhea and hypersensitivity,16. do whatever you want cause your going to win..
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Here's a tip to how to win.1. pick virus,2.start in japan,3.get sneezing and drug resistance immediately,4.Wait for acouple minutes,5.upgrade to tear 2 and sell any symptoms you get,6.get insect and rodent transmission,7.wait till most countrys are infected,8. unlock tears 3 and 4,9. save up dna,10. as soon as they start working on the cure, get encephalitis and hemmorhaging,11.get the one next to encephalitis after
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"Sir, this virus causes no symptoms, doesn't appear to be harmful in any way to anyone."
"Alright, let's keep an eye on it."
"No! We must close all the airports, seaports, hospitals and institute martial law."
"I'm not sure that's..."
"Shut up and get in the car, my nobel prize for medicine is waiting for me."
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Apr. 21, 2010
1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive.
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schol 2015 11 oct a kid sneezed. Obama happend to be there with the president of Madagascar even thow it was in China.
President of Madagascar: OMFG DID THAT KID JUST SNEEZE?!?!?!?!?! I KNEW IT THESE WIERD EYED GUYS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama: Nah it's just the flu
2016 ??? ??? everybody is dead exept the prsident of madagascar
BOOYAAH IN YO FACE BITCHES!!!! i was right you where not i'm alive and your dead!! hahahahaha ha ha hacho! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! wait... this is really just the flu pheush
AND HE LIVED HEALTHY EVER AFTER THE END
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"The scientists have found a new bacteria that cause flu" Note to self : "Hmm, do you think we're living in 12th century" -_-
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"We appear to have found a disease that makes people sneeze." "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!THIS IS THE END OF THE WOOORLD!!!