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had a disease where you shit your pants every time you sneezed or coughed, and your blind so you cant see where to wipe so you sit there in shit, blood, vomit, and rotting flesh while choking on your heart and lungs
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*infects the whole world but madagascar* C'mon man.. *after 1 hour* I'm sick of this shi...wait what?Disease spread to Madagascar!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 11th of all time by using this method. PS mine was named bunny invasion
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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High all! I'm a virus with no know symptoms! Please detect me for no good reason and shut down all the public transportation for no good reason!
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Madagascar: We hear there is a disease going on. *Gives out tons of medical supplies* *Closes down everything* *1 year later* WE ARE THE ONLY HUMAN BEINGS STILL SURVIVING. YEA!
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Government: "Nearly everyone has died from this pandemic, we might as well be forsaken."
Other guy: "should we close the borders?"
Government: "Nah! We'll be fine"
Me: *facepalm*
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note dont let them shut everything down ha whatever the minute 8 countries get infected madagascar closes its shipyard n u cant win
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*** 1961, June 30th. Madacascar government shuts down airports, hospitals , docks. This may be the end of the world from on the virus spreads from Cuba on and on till the world besides Madacascar is infected :OOO
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everyone in the world dead but Madagascar lays untouched now you know where the best place to live if there is a pandemic
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lol, my disease had all the resistance to the peak, + all ways to spread, but no harmful symptoms what so ever... So apparently my disease MUST be eliminated!!!
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somehow I conquered East Europe by starting in Madagascar ^.^ I dunno how. I didn`t even buy anything, I just left it. I didn`t have waterborne population of the bacteria. I didn`t have anything except heat resitance on full and sneezing and coughing. xD