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I'm sitting here, wondering what those last couple dozen Greenlanders are feeling as they sit, waiting to die. As I do, I unlock Tier 3 and get... Depression. That answers that!
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finally. i got the impossible badge. i look up, its light, how many days have passed? weeks? it is done. and with a i slid from the chair in front of the computer onto the floor, unconscious
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Madagascar closes shipyard - a ship goes in, disregard that. "Disease has into Madagascar!"
...but now Indonesia and New Zealand has no access!
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Amazing how on top of things every single country is, they start exterminating rodents and insects within mere minutes of the evolution of my non-lethal disease.
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After infecting the world (including Madagascar) i sat back for awhile and basked in the glory of defeating Madagascar
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Start in peru as a parasite and buy nothing except vomiting/sneezing, after your disease spreads to another country sell your one symptom. WAIT!
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Real Life: "There's a disease in Africa! Eh whatever send them some shoes or something."
In Game: "There's a disease in Africa! SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN IT'S SO UNUSUAL FOR DISEASES T BE IN AFRICA! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
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Captain of ship: Hey everyone, who wants to go to Madagascar?
Disease ridden masses: OOH!! ME ME!
Captain: *Drives ship towards Madagascar*
First mate: Captain, you hate Madagascar!
Captain: Oh, I do? Eff that place, then! *abruptly changes direction*
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So does the boat that's stuck in sea going to repopulate the world then? Good thing they don't count towards world's healthy population.
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Just an average game. Wait what black magic is this I JUST STARTED IN MADAGASCAR. TELL EVERYONE QUICKLY, IT IS POSSIBLE!
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*someone in Canada coughs*
President of Madagascar: EVERYBODY CLOSE DOWN THE SHIPYARD, SHUT DOWN SHOP, STAY IN YOUR HOMES, DO NOT BUILD AN AIRPORT
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@BrendanPitts If you ever get to Madagascar from the beginning: Fever, Drug resistance (as high as soon as possible), let it spread via rodents. And dont forget the other 3 resistances level 1.
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And with this flu re-starting itself this year with New York already declaring a statewide emergency. It would make my day to see Madagascar's population increase.