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schol 2015 11 oct a kid sneezed. Obama happend to be there with the president of Madagascar even thow it was in China.
President of Madagascar: OMFG DID THAT KID JUST SNEEZE?!?!?!?!?! I KNEW IT THESE WIERD EYED GUYS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama: Nah it's just the flu
2016 ??? ??? everybody is dead exept the prsident of madagascar
BOOYAAH IN YO FACE BITCHES!!!! i was right you where not i'm alive and your dead!! hahahahaha ha ha hacho! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! wait... this is really just the flu pheush
AND HE LIVED HEALTHY EVER AFTER THE END
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"The scientists have found a new bacteria that cause flu" Note to self : "Hmm, do you think we're living in 12th century" -_-
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"We appear to have found a disease that makes people sneeze." "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!THIS IS THE END OF THE WOOORLD!!!
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"We appear to have found a disease that makes people cough."
"SHUT DOWN THE BORDERS!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE WOOOORLD!!"
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Why does the world go into panic mode (or even know about a virus without and visibility) just because of a harmless little virus that they shouldn't know about?
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Managed to infect the whole world without any visibility whatsoever.... "Madagascar closes its ports to reduce the chance of infection." wuuuut...