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DIE MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
president madagascar, something moved. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Sir, we have detected a virus in 99% of the population that causes no apparent thing, we are the last country uninfected" "Close it down"
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-bcc world news report-reporter:today current population in greenland also known as virus island has died causes of new evolvement of virus called bacteria scientist says that bacteria could cause acid rain by the help of factory u.s.a shut down more down 200 factorys they are new using a new type of factory without causes of acid rains scientist said that bacteria has evolved in a new type now bacteria could walk,swim and fly millions f ppls use virus proof to protect themselves so many lives were lost if you here this pls o pls! i beg you! wearthe new model suit!
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My game never loads.. it stays at loading and that creepy monkey is working on my nerves.. ? Please someone gimme a tip to fix this or something? D:
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epicrandomstuff
hello im diseased and I will tell *dies* OMG HES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOWRN HIM!!!!what the*dies* any symptoms?*finds cure,but everybody died before*
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OMG russia, china, europe, america are all infected, but madagascar and middle east don't have a singlw infected person!
rofl so realistic
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Started in Madagascar, after 60 days everyone there is infected, but Madagascar is still the only one infected =( How isolated can you get?
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I had a virus that did not cause anything, no sneezing, coughing etc. and half the worlds hospitals, airports and docks had closed down. So realistic
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...if EVERYONE in a given area has dementia (even world leaders; 0 healthy) then wouldn't they stupidly open they transit and borders? Pshh, i win...
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This vaccine in this game is hardly realistic...
World: Ah ha ha ha stupid virus! We've created a vaccine for you! We'll never be infected by you ever again!
Virus: Um....you know I can change right? *evolves and mutates*
World: shit....
To the creator of this game,
There's a reason there's no vaccine for HIV/AIDS....
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(UN meeting): someone: hey, so nobody is gunna get infected anymore, we can open the hospitals back up!.... Canada, Brazil, and the US's reaction:....close the hospitals right NOW!
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Madagascar President: I have NO idea if anything is out there! But we MUST kill insects and rats! Shut down any transportation! Boil Water! Burn Bodies! Anything!
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"My God. Everyone in the world is infected."
Guy: "By what sir?"
"The worst thing of all. Nothing."
Guy "That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know, close everything! Especially the hospitals, start with those."
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Madagascarian person: Mr. president, someones in africa coughed! President of Madagascar: STOP FLIGHTS, STOP SHIPS, EXTERMINATE INSECTS AND RODENTS, AND PUT MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT!
One month later-Madagascar-
Madagascar man: WE MADE IT PEOPLE, FINALLY OUR PARANOIA PAID OFF! YEAH! Mosqiuto in Madagascar:*flies over to man and bits his arm* Man just bitten by bug: *faints, the rest of the population following*
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Every country in the world was completly infected but 4 by a disease that had no symptoms and yet the world was on lock down
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President Madagascar: In case of world wide disease spread, stay home,relax, and nothing will happen cuz' when we close the docks we are un-infect-able!