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One time, I had just barely 100 days on the clock, with one chinese man left. That was a sad, sad moment. The next time, I wiped out humanity in 72 days. I felt a lot better :)
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I feel sorry for that one poor ship that's stuck at sea since all of the docks are closed. It just bounces around like the ball in pong.
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its funny the game did better than Covid for keeping atleast one country perfectly healthy, just shows to you how humanity failed this year, hopefully we can beat the virus like this game did.
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I swear this game has like adaptive ai. The more you consecutively try the quicker they shut stuff down. 100th try and went with the parasyte w/ stealth mode remove symptom buy resistance and airborn. My starting place pulled a grenade dive to save the rest of the world.
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I like how Japan starts to hand out masks to prevent infection despite the fact that about 5/6 of their population is dead and no one is healthy.
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August 26, 2008. Starting area is Madagascar, and there are 82 infected.
Madagascar: SHUT DOWN OUR ONLY DOCK AND CLOSE ALL THE SERVICES
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I don't know why everyone has so much trouble with Madagascar... for me it was Greenland that wouldn't friggin go down...
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I came so close. I started in Madagascar. Immediately a great start. I infected EVERYONE-- except those in Indonesia. And now I can't infect them. This is depressing.
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A disease with 0 visibility, no symptoms, and no lethality... the doctor's visit must sound like this:
"Doc, I think I've got something. I feel completely okay."
"Do you? Well, we can give you a check up."
"That'd be great, Doc."
"Well, looks like you're completely healthy."
"Wonderful! I'll go write an article about how people being completely healthy might secretly be infected with a disease that won't hurt them and isn't at all noticable or even infectuous. I'll be doing the world a favor!"
The guy then proceeds to create global panic about how everyone is infected with a deadly virus that they won't ever know they have and does no damage to their bodies at all. We'll call him Alex Jones.
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How do you spot a disease with no symptoms that isn't hurting anyone. Also, if the 'disease' isn't doing ANYTHING, why are you closing your borders and enforcing martial law like,,,, chill
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Ok... seriously?!? I make my disease waterborne and what happens? EVERY SINGLE FLIPPIN' COUNTRY IN THE WORLD HAS A DROUGHT
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its funny watching a boat just sailing around because everything is closed then watching it die in the middle of the ocean saying WHY GOD WHY!!!
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How to infect Madagascar: Sell your first sydrome. Get all transmittions other then waterborne (that'll make Madagascar close it's port). When a ship sails into Madagascar (rare), that'll infect it.
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Realistic Mode 2nd time i played this game... i get Madagascar... and have to wait FOREVER for one stupid boat to get there *sees one* OMG HERE IT COMES :D *turns away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY YOU CRUEL BOAT!