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HyperRadium88

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: in the event of a deadly pandemic, head to Madagascar.

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RageandRuin

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For gods sake, someone buy madagascar an airport

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aba123

Jul. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Jul. 24, 2010 Scientist: we've just found a new virus, which has no symptoms, no effects, causes nothing does nothing hurts no one. President of Madagascar: Shut everything down, stop people from leaving, burn all dead people, hand out gas masks, give out water, declare martial law. This could be the end of the world!!!

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Nauto98001

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.

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brayofden

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Person: President Madagascar, President Madagascar! PM: Yes? Person: A man in the US coughed in front of his television set. PM: O SHI-, SHUT DOWN THE DOCKS! KILL THE RATS! HUNT THE INSECTS! Person2: President Greenland, President Greenland! PG: Yes? Person2: Half our population has become infected, mindless, unhealthy zombies! The rest of the world has been completely wiped out! PG: Whatever, go away. Spongebob is on.

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CaylorB

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Disease spotted in Madagascar. Awesome! Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to risk of contamination. Madagascar is only infected country. Madagascar = Master of Trolls

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hyperjag7

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was SOOOOO close to getting that impossible badge. NINE PEOPLE LEFT ON DAY 99!! It took exactly 100 days to win, but you have to have won by day 99... **sobs**

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MatcHoMetriC

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The goal of this game is no longer to destroy the planet, but to infect Madagascar

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794613825

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Woohoo! Started in Madagascar! Now watch me lose anyway...

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thelordofchips

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "government of Madagascar shuts down airports to prevent infection"...What airports?!

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mvm900

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SADLY, when I started to really infect everyone, a ship was not in a dock. And all the docks were shut down. So it just aimlessly wandered around in the ocean while the rest of the world got infected and died. ALL ABOARD THE S.S. LIFESAVER

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epickiki0208

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Let me get this straight Hurricans,Earthquakes,Droughts and Tornadoes cause no deaths at all?

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Hydros75

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best feeling you can have in this game? Watching as Madagascar closes it's shipyards and then one lone ship enters the port a moment later, bringing with it the infection.

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Valkyrie7

Jun. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Humanity may have been destroyed but Greenland kept it's ports and hospital open to the very end. They have balls unlike Madagascar...

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Joveno

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Your disease has managed to exterminate humans off the face of the Earth." And what about the crew in the 2 remaining ships, that keep on wandering around because all ports are closed?

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Awesmazing

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Pandemic 2 is a game where you watch blue dots not slide into Madagascar. Then you start a new game."

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dudeman445

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) everyone in greenland died with the ports and airports still open but they closed the hospitals. What the hell were they thinking?

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stompy80

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The first BADGE OF THE DAY in 2012 had to be "Apocalyptic"

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shardblackwing

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar is such a pain in the a-- to infect (I typically see 0-2 ships arrive before they shut down the ship yards to prevent infection...WTF)

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NoLifeGames

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Everything but the U.S.A. was infected. Planes and ships are down, border open. Where is someone jumping Mexico's border when you need them?

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AudioGarden

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I always feel sorry for that ship or plane that gets stuck going around the world endlessly.

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talkingfridge

Mar. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There really needs to be a restart button.

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paulb1987

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I dont care that Cuba and New Zealand survived. Madagascar is dead, VICTORY!!

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01neverest10

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease spreads to madagascar" Every gamer's dream.

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StarryDreamer

Jul. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love it... Greenland still has schools, airports and hospitals open. One guy is alive. Busy busy bee :D

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thisisabadtime

Apr. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) don't get what all the fuss is about, sure everyone is infected except for Madagascar, but it hasn't killed anyone. come on, open your ports, I don't bite

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XOfSpades

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar is on the urban dictionary listed as the reason most people lose pandemic. Hell yes.

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pinguin333

Sep. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game would easily be 5/5 if it weren't for the incredible amount of luck you need to get even close to finishing the game. It took me over an hour and a half of restarting to finally get a Madagascar start that lead to full infection, but once I did all frustration was gone and the game's greatness came back. Somehow exterminating the human race is fun :)

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xMetaKnightx

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) No lethality, yet people want to stop it. No infectivity, yet millions are infected every day. No visibility, yet everyone shuts down borders. Is it just me, or does realistic mode seem a bit... unrealistic?

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wiking45

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) To the captain of that random ship that is aimlessly sailing around the Atlantic looking for a place to go. Head south around the horn of Africa and you'll find an island called Madagascar. You can dock there, please and thank you.

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MiracleMountain

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol. i feel kinda bad where people in the virtual world of pandemic are dying and i am sitting in front of my computer eating. :D

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Martin_ip

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Start in Madagascar = Easy win

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emukid

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Need To Make A Pandemic 3 and a Destroy Madagascar Button

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Stevoc101

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Government of Madagascar closes down Airports to prevent possible infections" - If only they had one.

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mvm900

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) U.S. President Journal August 25th, 2012: There is a parasite infecting everyone. It seems to cause depression....I don't wanna help anyone...But I think I *Sneezes* have to...Why me?

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Tassadaritze2500

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We need Pandemic 3. For god's sake.

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EvilDamien250351

Nov. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Rene, when the Martial Law is declared, it means that the military becomes the government. The leaders of the military now become the leaders of the country.

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RedShape

Jun. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just named my disease "Life Screwer" and the world ends in 57 days...

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zuton97

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry for double post, but... at the start of the game. "Disease arrives in Madagascar." This is the happiest day of my life.

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lightningkid123

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funny thing i named my disease Rick Roll and it infected the entire world. Now that tells u something

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troopdude

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ...Are you kidding me? Madagascar sent a ship out, and I followed it. It went around Australia, past Japan, turned near the boarders of Russia. I assumed it was going to land there. Nope. It went past Russia, Past West Europe, past Argentina, up to The US. I then Assumed it was going to land in Canada. Nope. Went past Canada, past Greenland, back down West Europe, and finally landed in South Africa. A ship went around the world, around North and South America twice, just to get to a country that was so close to it. The Captain must've been drunk.

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pudimguy

Dec. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) that moment where madagascar gets infected and grenland is normal.

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OpethMcNugget

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else have a burning hatred for Madagascar now?

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Nothing12345678

Aug. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Couldn't you infect birds and fish to kill Madagascar?

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Relaxzen1

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I find it hilarious how there is always at least one ship that leaves its port, and then all the ports close. It wanders around the sea for the rest of humanity.