Comments for Pandemic 2

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unmortalguy

May. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "The Disease has been spotted in Madagascar" may be the single most rewarding line of text in all gaming.

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MatcHoMetriC

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The goal of this game is no longer to destroy the planet, but to infect Madagascar

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HyperRadium88

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: in the event of a deadly pandemic, head to Madagascar.

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RageandRuin

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For gods sake, someone buy madagascar an airport

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aba123

Jul. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Jul. 24, 2010 Scientist: we've just found a new virus, which has no symptoms, no effects, causes nothing does nothing hurts no one. President of Madagascar: Shut everything down, stop people from leaving, burn all dead people, hand out gas masks, give out water, declare martial law. This could be the end of the world!!!

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paulb1987

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I dont care that Cuba and New Zealand survived. Madagascar is dead, VICTORY!!

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Randommoron5

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Category: Virus. Name: The Game. Symptoms: Depression, Dementia, Insanity, Heart Failure, and Encephalitis. Infection methods: EVERYTHING. Resistant to: AGAIN, EVERYTHING. Enjoy your mind virus.

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Quigles3

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) .... Disease has no symptoms.... OMG People are sick... lets start shutting down everything, look how sick everyone is.... Disease still has no symptoms...

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epickiki0208

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Let me get this straight Hurricans,Earthquakes,Droughts and Tornadoes cause no deaths at all?

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dudeman445

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) everyone in greenland died with the ports and airports still open but they closed the hospitals. What the hell were they thinking?

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LordVK12

Jun. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Every time an infected ship goes past Madagascar, I die a little on the inside

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Joveno

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Your disease has managed to exterminate humans off the face of the Earth." And what about the crew in the 2 remaining ships, that keep on wandering around because all ports are closed?

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Ikilledbamby

Aug. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Started in North America, infected everything except Madagascar.* "F&^!!" *Started in Australia, infected everything except Madagascar.* "Cmon!" *Started in Madagascar "I got you now world!!!" , infected nowhere except Madagascar.* "Aw WTF world that's not fair!!"

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xMetaKnightx

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) No lethality, yet people want to stop it. No infectivity, yet millions are infected every day. No visibility, yet everyone shuts down borders. Is it just me, or does realistic mode seem a bit... unrealistic?

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ArkarianP

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 30,6,2008: Government starts burning bodies in Europe to prevent the spread of infection. 31,6,2009: First death in Europe.

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Awesmazing

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Pandemic 2 is a game where you watch blue dots not slide into Madagascar. Then you start a new game."

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silentassasin591

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "The vaccine worked better than anyone hoped. You are unable to infect anyone new." Wow. Thats quite a serious obstacle considering that I already infected the whole world population.

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thelordofchips

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "government of Madagascar shuts down airports to prevent infection"...What airports?!

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Nauto98001

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.

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630tiger

Feb. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The ports of Madagascar close as the virus spreads, but there's one boat that was still on its way. It approaches. It docks. The virus spreads. I HAVE INFECTED A CLOSED MADAGASCAR! MUAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! SCREW THOSE OTHER PLACES I MISSED I WON THE GAME!!!

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adam459

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its so satisfying to see "no signs of life in Madagascar"

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Torian_Phoenix

Feb. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm glad insects and rodents respect closed borders. Makes me happy to know that they will never pose me a threat if my country decides to close the borders.

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brayofden

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Person: President Madagascar, President Madagascar! PM: Yes? Person: A man in the US coughed in front of his television set. PM: O SHI-, SHUT DOWN THE DOCKS! KILL THE RATS! HUNT THE INSECTS! Person2: President Greenland, President Greenland! PG: Yes? Person2: Half our population has become infected, mindless, unhealthy zombies! The rest of the world has been completely wiped out! PG: Whatever, go away. Spongebob is on.

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mvm900

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SADLY, when I started to really infect everyone, a ship was not in a dock. And all the docks were shut down. So it just aimlessly wandered around in the ocean while the rest of the world got infected and died. ALL ABOARD THE S.S. LIFESAVER

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Lethalizing

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love the ships just randomly sailing around in the oceans, when the harbors have all closed down.

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Hydros75

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best feeling you can have in this game? Watching as Madagascar closes it's shipyards and then one lone ship enters the port a moment later, bringing with it the infection.

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der2050

Jun. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar: "Hmm... disease that everyone has, no symptoms, no deaths, no visible signs of the disease whatsoever? better close borders and shut down our only port..."

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CaylorB

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Disease spotted in Madagascar. Awesome! Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to risk of contamination. Madagascar is only infected country. Madagascar = Master of Trolls

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Stevoc101

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Government of Madagascar closes down Airports to prevent possible infections" - If only they had one.

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troopdude

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ...Are you kidding me? Madagascar sent a ship out, and I followed it. It went around Australia, past Japan, turned near the boarders of Russia. I assumed it was going to land there. Nope. It went past Russia, Past West Europe, past Argentina, up to The US. I then Assumed it was going to land in Canada. Nope. Went past Canada, past Greenland, back down West Europe, and finally landed in South Africa. A ship went around the world, around North and South America twice, just to get to a country that was so close to it. The Captain must've been drunk.

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wafflesandcatnip

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) In this game illegal activities like smuggling or illegal border crossing just do not happen. Ever! XD

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01neverest10

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease spreads to madagascar" Every gamer's dream.

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Rebanik

Oct. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "First Time playing starts in Madagascar"

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NoLifeGames

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Everything but the U.S.A. was infected. Planes and ships are down, border open. Where is someone jumping Mexico's border when you need them?

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richygreen

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if my disease starts in cuba shouldnt it have drug resistance?

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avatar for GuntherK2
GuntherK2

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I started in Madagascar once. they shut the harbour before I was able to spread to other countries -.-

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pokemonmaster59

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) STARTED IN MADAGASCAR YES!!! thats 1/2 of the game

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OpethMcNugget

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else have a burning hatred for Madagascar now?

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randomypurple

May. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar may be almost impossible to infect, but I started in Madagadscar and after 30 days only Madagascar was infected and everyone else shut everything down.

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Valkyrie7

Jun. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Humanity may have been destroyed but Greenland kept it's ports and hospital open to the very end. They have balls unlike Madagascar...

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StarryDreamer

Jul. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love it... Greenland still has schools, airports and hospitals open. One guy is alive. Busy busy bee :D

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AudioGarden

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I always feel sorry for that ship or plane that gets stuck going around the world endlessly.

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undeadcupcake3

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Mmkay, so i just killed the entire world and- Wait... Why is it not..." (Sees Madagascar) "Oh you motherf-"

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emukid

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Need To Make A Pandemic 3 and a Destroy Madagascar Button

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stompy80

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The first BADGE OF THE DAY in 2012 had to be "Apocalyptic"

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Desssh

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game is okay, but it would be good if it wasn't ridiculously luck-based. I had a disease start in Madagascar and it took 40 days before the disease spread to another country (by that time 99% of the country was already infected). There needs to be somewhat even odds on infection and the reactions should have been adjusted to the severity of the disease. No country closes it's borders/airports/water treatment plants for a disease that only causes sneezing (at least on "realistic")

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AdamJP9

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Started in Madagascar, 26 days later, the infection hasn't spread to any other countries...

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XOfSpades

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar is on the urban dictionary listed as the reason most people lose pandemic. Hell yes.

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CheetahCurtis

Aug. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Starting in Madagascar deserves a hard badge

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supergood78

Jan. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) welcome to Madagascar where everybody is disease free

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