Comments for Pandemic 2

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MatcHoMetriC

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The goal of this game is no longer to destroy the planet, but to infect Madagascar

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HyperRadium88

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: in the event of a deadly pandemic, head to Madagascar.

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RageandRuin

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For gods sake, someone buy madagascar an airport

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aba123

Jul. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Jul. 24, 2010 Scientist: we've just found a new virus, which has no symptoms, no effects, causes nothing does nothing hurts no one. President of Madagascar: Shut everything down, stop people from leaving, burn all dead people, hand out gas masks, give out water, declare martial law. This could be the end of the world!!!

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dudeman445

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) everyone in greenland died with the ports and airports still open but they closed the hospitals. What the hell were they thinking?

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thelordofchips

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "government of Madagascar shuts down airports to prevent infection"...What airports?!

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Ikilledbamby

Aug. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Started in North America, infected everything except Madagascar.* "F&^!!" *Started in Australia, infected everything except Madagascar.* "Cmon!" *Started in Madagascar "I got you now world!!!" , infected nowhere except Madagascar.* "Aw WTF world that's not fair!!"

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Joveno

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Your disease has managed to exterminate humans off the face of the Earth." And what about the crew in the 2 remaining ships, that keep on wandering around because all ports are closed?

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Hydros75

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best feeling you can have in this game? Watching as Madagascar closes it's shipyards and then one lone ship enters the port a moment later, bringing with it the infection.

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Nauto98001

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.

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epickiki0208

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Let me get this straight Hurricans,Earthquakes,Droughts and Tornadoes cause no deaths at all?

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xMetaKnightx

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) No lethality, yet people want to stop it. No infectivity, yet millions are infected every day. No visibility, yet everyone shuts down borders. Is it just me, or does realistic mode seem a bit... unrealistic?

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Awesmazing

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Pandemic 2 is a game where you watch blue dots not slide into Madagascar. Then you start a new game."

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brayofden

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Person: President Madagascar, President Madagascar! PM: Yes? Person: A man in the US coughed in front of his television set. PM: O SHI-, SHUT DOWN THE DOCKS! KILL THE RATS! HUNT THE INSECTS! Person2: President Greenland, President Greenland! PG: Yes? Person2: Half our population has become infected, mindless, unhealthy zombies! The rest of the world has been completely wiped out! PG: Whatever, go away. Spongebob is on.

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paulb1987

Jan. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I dont care that Cuba and New Zealand survived. Madagascar is dead, VICTORY!!

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MeMagicalPie

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Start in Madagascar, Madagascar closes shipyards on itself Day 11 gg

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ArkarianP

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 30,6,2008: Government starts burning bodies in Europe to prevent the spread of infection. 31,6,2009: First death in Europe.

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CaylorB

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Disease spotted in Madagascar. Awesome! Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to risk of contamination. Madagascar is only infected country. Madagascar = Master of Trolls

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mvm900

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SADLY, when I started to really infect everyone, a ship was not in a dock. And all the docks were shut down. So it just aimlessly wandered around in the ocean while the rest of the world got infected and died. ALL ABOARD THE S.S. LIFESAVER

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Torian_Phoenix

Feb. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm glad insects and rodents respect closed borders. Makes me happy to know that they will never pose me a threat if my country decides to close the borders.

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troopdude

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ...Are you kidding me? Madagascar sent a ship out, and I followed it. It went around Australia, past Japan, turned near the boarders of Russia. I assumed it was going to land there. Nope. It went past Russia, Past West Europe, past Argentina, up to The US. I then Assumed it was going to land in Canada. Nope. Went past Canada, past Greenland, back down West Europe, and finally landed in South Africa. A ship went around the world, around North and South America twice, just to get to a country that was so close to it. The Captain must've been drunk.

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LordVK12

Jun. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Every time an infected ship goes past Madagascar, I die a little on the inside

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01neverest10

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease spreads to madagascar" Every gamer's dream.

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AudioGarden

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I always feel sorry for that ship or plane that gets stuck going around the world endlessly.

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stompy80

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The first BADGE OF THE DAY in 2012 had to be "Apocalyptic"

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NoLifeGames

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Everything but the U.S.A. was infected. Planes and ships are down, border open. Where is someone jumping Mexico's border when you need them?

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OpethMcNugget

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else have a burning hatred for Madagascar now?

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emukid

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Need To Make A Pandemic 3 and a Destroy Madagascar Button

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Kreldo

Jan. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Pandemic 3 please?

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Manaco

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The irony fate has placed on me. I started playing this game three years ago. I struggled for weeks but couldn’t infect Madagascar. Today I come back for the first time, and had the luck of getting Madagascar as my starting point. Overjoyed and reasonably skeptical, I came to a realization why it is insanely and stupidly impossibly for anyone to infect Madagascar. I sat there staring at my monitor as Madagascar slowly and slowly became 95% infected BEFORE ANY GOD FORSAKEN SHIP EVEN CAME TO HARBOR. After 60 days, a ship hit harbor and then went on its merry way infecting the rest of the world and it was no more than 10 days, every country in the world was infected. I smiled, threw points into everything leading to death. I waited. I chuckled. I waited, several days passed; I erupted into an uncontrollable mad laughter as the countries became forsaken. The third badge was rewarded for my work. My first attempt at this game after three years prevailed. I thank you, people responsible.

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Stevoc101

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Government of Madagascar closes down Airports to prevent possible infections" - If only they had one.

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dfghw34

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like mouse only games because it allows you to eat while playing :D

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AdamJP9

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Started in Madagascar, 26 days later, the infection hasn't spread to any other countries...

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Tenzhi

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Tutorial" generally doesn't mean "pop up link to a game guide"

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794613825

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Woohoo! Started in Madagascar! Now watch me lose anyway...

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thisisabadtime

Apr. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) don't get what all the fuss is about, sure everyone is infected except for Madagascar, but it hasn't killed anyone. come on, open your ports, I don't bite

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XOfSpades

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar is on the urban dictionary listed as the reason most people lose pandemic. Hell yes.

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supergood78

Jan. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) welcome to Madagascar where everybody is disease free

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blakethelego

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i named my disease facebook. . .

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MeMagicalPie

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When you watch 7 ships in a row enter Madagascar and none of them infect it

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richygreen

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if my disease starts in cuba shouldnt it have drug resistance?

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shardblackwing

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar is such a pain in the a-- to infect (I typically see 0-2 ships arrive before they shut down the ship yards to prevent infection...WTF)

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CheetahCurtis

Aug. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Starting in Madagascar deserves a hard badge

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shortwave

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease Spreads to Madagascar" The greatest 4 words I have heard in a long time...

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Randommoron5

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Category: Virus. Name: The Game. Symptoms: Depression, Dementia, Insanity, Heart Failure, and Encephalitis. Infection methods: EVERYTHING. Resistant to: AGAIN, EVERYTHING. Enjoy your mind virus.

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mvm900

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) U.S. President Journal August 25th, 2012: There is a parasite infecting everyone. It seems to cause depression....I don't wanna help anyone...But I think I *Sneezes* have to...Why me?

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hyperjag7

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was SOOOOO close to getting that impossible badge. NINE PEOPLE LEFT ON DAY 99!! It took exactly 100 days to win, but you have to have won by day 99... **sobs**

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pudimguy

Dec. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) that moment where madagascar gets infected and grenland is normal.

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silentassasin591

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "The vaccine worked better than anyone hoped. You are unable to infect anyone new." Wow. Thats quite a serious obstacle considering that I already infected the whole world population.

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StarryDreamer

Jul. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love it... Greenland still has schools, airports and hospitals open. One guy is alive. Busy busy bee :D

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