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why why why i wasted 35 perfect minutes to save a bunch of sheep that im going to bring to a slaughterhouse anyway what has this world come to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Sir! Theres a small wooden fence blocking our path to the sheep! Should we drive through it?"
"No! It's to dangerous! Let's stand back here in the open and shoot it!"
"What about that farmer taking potshots at us from the roof?"
"I said shoot the fence soldier!"
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so this is how they attempted to hide the whole "dolly" thing? and it got foiled by a farmer with powerful connections?
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the farmer is on the roof in a rocking chair! what there is all these idiots after his sheep and he didnt buy a nuke he has a turret and a portable ion cannon but not a nuke what kind of world is this
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What was that? The Infantry, tanks, crazy monks, wolves, helicopters, rocket infantry, and even zombies are going to attack my farm for my sheep? Give up the sheep? No way! What am I going to do to stop them? GET MY GUN!!!
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nice little game, but the organic enemies just seem to bunch up near where they appear in the later stages, making it like shooting fish in a barrel
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Hey i just found out how to make explosive proof soldiers and bullet proof cars should we send them to war?
No, send them for the sheep!
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yay!! i saved my sheep!!! now for a nice car ride to.. happy meat...? okay, now theyre walking in... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Click 'research ion cannon'" La die da die da... WOAH, DID MY ENTIRE F**KING BARN OPEN UP AND SHOOT A SATELLITE INTO SPACE???
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Buy ion cannon even though government of country is sending soldiers against you and you cannot leave farm.
Need research to make wooden fence.
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this game is kinda hard on a laptop xD really fun, great idea, i was going to play farm of souls. noticed this, gave it a try, and im glad i chose this to waste 2 and a half hours on(:
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Well, I live on a farm and I can honastly say I have never needed to do this before, but I now have the knowledge should I need to protect my livestock from the US military.
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why doesnt he just put all of the sheep in the barn,put iron bars on the doors and make it not able to catch on fire?
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U.S. marine:o no! its a fence.other marine:how about we climb over it? U.S. marine:we can't.other marine:why?U.S. marine:i wasn't taught how to.other marine:lets blast down.U.S. marine ok but with our machine guns but not rocket launchers or c4
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LOL! That ending was PRICELESS. Spoiler: At the end, it zooms over the field of broken tanks and dead soldiers, then shows the farmer driving the sheep into a meat plant. Blood starts splattering the window after that xD. Wow, must be tasty flesh there eh. 5 out of 5! Was fun.
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I can see why sheep are a valuable commodity in this game, you can make a lot of money from killing hordes of sheep hating creatures.
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Isn't it obvious?
The wolves need the sheep for sustenance.
The cultists need the sheep for sacrificial offerings.
And the military needs the sheep for their sheep powered ray gun.
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Most people didnt observe this:The game has a lesson:That the millitary kills innocent people,and those people are considered as the sheeps because they are harmless,but there are also people who want to protect the harmless people like the farmer,too bad every president kills inocent people.