Comments for Clout: The Game

Why the fuck would I do that? Stop connecting to the game in nonstandard ways.

looooool, you flagrantly broke a rule and got banned for it. You don't get your money back in such an instance, and it would be ridiculous to expect such a thing. MMOs do not refund people who get banned. That happens literally never.

Sounds like good strategy in conjunction with an increased conservative player count. I'll look into it, though.

No, see, the problem is that what he did was play along with the stalkers. You also need to read global, because you're looking a bit clueless right now.

Harass players? You come and leave slanderous comments on the game and I refute them. That's about as laughable as your claim that I've stolen from you. Kongregate hasn't even seen fit to contact me, so that's how credible your complaints are coming across as. I've already proven to them that people fraudulently downrate the game, so they already know most the people helping you report me for nothing don't even play the game.

12q claims to hack/multibox, but he actually can't. Well, not without getting banned, anyway.

Um... kongregate is a dead scam for advertising companies. You don't really get what's going on at all.

um... thanks for admitting that scientology is behind the database error that happened just now.

sure thing

This is quite possibly the most retardedly inaccurate comment anyone has ever posted on my game. Though you do have some stiff competition in the past. Which is comprised of more comments than you'd care to read. Which is clearly because nobody plays the game at all.

Well, explain who took two poisoned walnuts out of an aspirin container on my desk at work. If you can do that, then you get to express the opinion that the people stalking me may not be real. Otherwise, you get banned for doing so because it's slanderous and frankly pretty fucking rude to do so.

You're joking, right? I posted the fucking code. Someone is tampering with the database, and shut down the goddamn process on the server. So unless you think code that's set to run just isn't running and mysql randomly crashes for no reason: there is obviously no bug.

It's official: giovanni m67 is a slanderous retard who should get scooped up by a law enforcement agency before too long.

It works fine? People use it routinely.

I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

No, that doesn't actually happen unless you're trying to do something you shouldn't, such as play abilities when you don't have energy by multi-clicking buttons or hitting back.

I'm not sure you know what broken means. That also lasted for like 10 minutes. If that's actually the best you can come up with for "broken" in the 5+ year history of the game: I'm pretty sure you just proved my point.

Unless MySQL has a random shutdown bug, which it doesn't, it's someone messing with the game in one way or another. Stalkers are obviously behind it.

Game is never broken. Hasn't broken in its entire existence, because I'm that good of a programmer.

The stalkers will be international news in a couple months.

This doesn't actually happen. I guess I could ban you for slandering the game, but I doubt you even have an account.

I am the walrus

Yeah, looks like they paid off someone at the hosting company. I'll get to the bottom of it.

Just stalker shit again. Looks like they paid off someone at the hosting company. DB process was shut down this morning, and there's no way that can just randomly happen.

It does seem to happen a lot.

You claimed that every time the game is updated, 'this' happens, which was an obvious reference to the database being downed by hackers. That does not actually occur during updates, and since you're talking about updates: you necessarily have been around during an update. Which means you already know the database doesn't go down during updates. Which means you were, in fact, being slanderous with full knowledge of that fact. Or just completely lying out your ass to try and make me look bad.

Except it works fine and you're not listening when I say that you can only play The Lobby if you've been given access.

Closer to 5 years ago. Luckily text-based games never get more dated. The advertising also coincides with the impending release of the first tie-in game for the world (The Lobby).

Depends on if I ban your character or your whole account. I can do either. Just let me know if you'd like me to permanently ban you!

The fan base in on my side. You need to stop listening to the stalkers.

Pretty sure it's not.

Clout is so alive that banned players can't stop commenting in a desperate hope to get unbanned.

uh, no? Sorry you're so fucking retarded that you think the game was hosted by kongregate. Probably thought it used flash, too, didn't you?

yo kiraninja, you should actually report the person trying to take credit for my game and what people were doing to bypass the Kong interface.

You seem to be a bit confused. You do know that I run my own servers, right?

Yeah... it's been fixed for a while. I maintain the server myself, by the way.

It's always been possible, but nobody's ever done it. I think it might be a bit too harsh for newbies, but we'll see.