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Terrible collision detection, poor graphics, akward electronic music that has nothing to do with the game and enemy docs just have set sizes. I've seen better eat 'n grow games.
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The sad thing here is that it's a newer badge than IndestrutoTank! AE, but it was released 11 months earlier. That means somebody stumbled upon this game long past any "it's hot at the moment" excuse and decided to give it a badge. Why?
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Also...the hit detection is so biased..you only need to be near a bigger dog to lose. And since you move slower than a snail who just smoked weed, you lose a lot.
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Greg must have owed this guy a favor for it to get badged. I don't have a problem with simple. You can have sub par art skills and not be an expert programmer, but still make a good game. The Ocean Around Me is a good example. The artwork was done in MS paint and looks like it was drawn by a 1st grader and the gameplay is about as simple as you get. But, despite being simple, the mini games are fun and the story is very intriguing. It's a good series that makes up for low production values. This...is just shit. Boring shit at that. Boring bad shit. Just terrible.
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I can understand crappy games. Some Developers are not very creative, some can't draw at all, some have no budget or know very little coding - but seriously, THIS GAME IS RETARDED! Why is the hitBox so HUMONGOUS? Why does it not tell you when you can eat other dogs? WTF!? THIS IS COMMON SENSE, FFS!!!
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First i see a cute blue dog at the beginning then after that the Armor Games Brutal Logo comes outta nowhere..And I wuz like wow...
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do you know i wish make him grow and turn to a beast and eats cops anything in the wold after that be a dummy XD..........................
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How do I know when I'm big enough to eat the slightly larger dogs... oh i get it when the bigger dogs appear... nope... still not big enough
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Yo Dawg! I heard you like dogs, so here you can eat dogs while you are dog surrounded by bigger dogs while you dodge the dogs!
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Hit boxes are horrid, controls are lackluster, and I can't tell when I can start eating the other dogs. If all this had been fixed, could have been an amazing game.
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1. You're very slow.
2. You can't run.
3. The diferences between dogs is almost impossible to see (size).
4. They kill you from 2 cm away.
5. The controls are too complicated for a game like this.
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Wow, people rate games down because it doesn't have badges (stupid, as the developer can't add badges, and to get badges it helps to have a higher rating)...
And now people rate down because it DOES have badges? Wow.
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THAT GAME MAKES ME SOOOO MAD THAT I WANT TO SMASH THE SCREEN!SO ADDICTING I KEEP ON PLAYING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I START EATING THE COW SIZE DOGS?I LOSE! great game though and I rate 5/5.SOOOO ADDICTING!