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So I can eat police officers, no problem. I can eat mounties too. Heck, I can even eat whole police cars. But bullets, bullets still give me indigestion. :P
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A mouse you say? On the table? How ridiculous! That is simply a freakishly large ciliaphoric bacteria. With big googly eyes.
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I spared Earth just so they would see me as their defender. They made me and thus it was my responsibility to show my gratitude. Long did I hunt for alien motherships to keep my hunger sated and finally, after minutes of temptation to eat Earth, devour Jupiter.
Then I imploded.
Nice, feel-good game! It does get kind of tedious waiting for spawns when you've got nothing else to feed on.
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*watching tv news* Reporter:'' a giant grey goo is eating our policemen, the army has deployed several tanks to counter its growth, we suggest no one leaves their homes!''
me:''well, looks like a nice day to drive round' town in my brand new red car!!''
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I like how in the police level, officers are getting run over by their own cars. These are some pretty well-trained cops.
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hunny i think the mouse is back" " i told you ure seeing things" "ok so whats that eating all our die?" "hang on whats it doing to the other mice? OH GOD!" "ITS GOING FOR THE CAT WHAT DO WE DO?????" "call the police?" "no i want to see it eat a dog first"
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Rather than chasing me in their cars, I really think the police should be more concerned about these men on horses eating police officers, I mean, that's just not right!
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I love how the cop cars just run over the cops. Even the mounties crush the foot cops once in a while.
If they're willing to do that and send tanks to crush cars, why not just fire a missile to wreck the whole area and by done with it?
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i also completely disagree with having a time limit, a timer is fine but a time limit is stupid. i want to spend time enjoying the game not complete it in 15 mins cus i have a time limit
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Has that assistant been "tested on" too, becuase he is the only person to have red blood cells larger than dirt particles...
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Well OBVIOUSLY we have a giant evil blob runnin around the world. He's climbin in yo windows and eatin the people up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause he be eatin everybody up in here.
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I didn't think about it until I played the second time but in the space level you are actually out there for YEARS lol. Look at how fast everything is going around the sun. It's basically on fast forward :)
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A few observations: 1. People who play dominoes at picnics don't care if the dominoes in question are mysteriously devoured 2. People really, really like yellow and red cars. so much so, in fact, that no other car is ever produced. 3. The police may be slow to adapt, but know damn well when their cars will be devoured.
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Actually, he isn't "eating the universe", he's just... Cleaning every single toilet in the universe! And let's nothing get in it's way.
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I enjoyed it a lot. What set it apart from other similar flash games was the wonderful "you CAN eat that now" arrow. That's the first time I saw that in this type of game and I really liked not having to die to know it's okay to eat something. :] 5/5
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Deciduous tree? More like delicious tree! And what about them cops. "doo doo doo," driving down the road, "OH %$#%, BLOB! What do we do?!" "Hit the siren and drive into buildings at random!" "RAAAAAH"
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Dirt, dirt is delicious. Oohh a rock, what does that taste like? ...dirt..I like it. I'm going to eat more. big grey animal? What does it taste like? Omg! DIRT!!! Everything taste like DIRT!!! I must eat it all!!! hahaha
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"I'm sorry to inform you, ma'am, that your husband, Officer Johnson, was not eaten by a big grey blob, but was in fact run over by one of our cars as they attempted to ram into the blob. Here's a cookie."
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Lose the time limit. It isn't that it makes it too hard or anything, in fact, it is just right in that regard. But I wanna play around without worrying about it!
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Cop: sir there is a giant gray thing eating people what should we do! Chief: Try to run over it. Cop: but there are people and horses in the way! Chief: I don't care about the people.. JUST DON'T HIT THE HORSES!!!