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Lose the time limit. It isn't that it makes it too hard or anything, in fact, it is just right in that regard. But I wanna play around without worrying about it!
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Cop: sir there is a giant gray thing eating people what should we do! Chief: Try to run over it. Cop: but there are people and horses in the way! Chief: I don't care about the people.. JUST DON'T HIT THE HORSES!!!
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Level four: Defend the cheese! CHEESE IS KEY!!!
Level eight: Just five minutes ago I was defending a slice of cheese, now I'm defending Earth? Little blob, you came so far...
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hey, i saw a horse eating a policeman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? i always thought they were veg!!!!!!!!!!? that cleared my doubt.
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"Look! There's a mouse on the table!" " I don't think that's a mouse." "Oh well, lets just watch it devour and destroy everything on our table." "Yeah, especially because it'll get bigger and destroy earth someday" "Yeah!"
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Before:a really small and grey micro-organism feeding on dirt and cells. After:a gigantic grey monster capable of eating planets like Jupiter. WOW!!!
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so you can eat only things smaller than you. i'm 90 centimetres an eat police officers? policemen were really larger in my time ;-)
great game - love the cut-scenes...
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Hey let's go have a picnic infested with rats and mice running all over the place and with horseback riders and cop cars driving all over the place.
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When you start a level, you should have the same size as you had finishing the last level. It's a little bit strange to start a level with 3m on me, when I finished the last level with 5m.
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An entertaining, smooth-playing, complete rip-off of Katamari fused with a few other flash games ripping off the same idea. Obviously dingogames' creativity isn't good enough to make a game themselves, so as long as they promise to keep ripping off other people, I promise to give their remakes 5 out of 5. Good job :) 5/5
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Standard police protocol when dealing with an unidentified entity is to ram it with your police cars and horses, and tell the officers on the ground, "Good luck." And don't be afraid to ram fellow officers if it gets too big and you want to escape.
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Wonder how the scientist who said Pluto wasn't a planet would feel now that its the only galactic body other than the sun in our part of the galaxy
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why would the police officers even want to get close to the toilet cleaner--if i was one of them i would have quit and hid under my bed