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Oh no, I've been infected with some sort of bacteria! (puts goo in infected wound) Oh.... no..... i'm.... anaemic.... (dies from exhaustion)
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Situations from other points of view
Kid: Mom! A big grey thing ate Fluffy!
Mom: Honey, I told you, monsters don't exist.
Kid: Mom! It's eating the police!
Mom: You're dinner is getting cold.
Kid: Mom, it ate a tree!
Mom: If you don't come I will call your father.
Kid: Mom! It ate the jewelry shop!
Mom: IT DID!? *pulls out bazooka*
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Alien one- "Where did this thing come from?!" alien two = "earth!" alien one - wasn't bob suppose to destroy earth last Monday?!" alien one- "great cleaning up bobs mess once again and on my off day to!" - the last transmission before the ship disappeared.
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"Sir, I've located the goo, but I can't drive with all these officers in the way!" "RAM 'EM! Less salaries I'll have to pay for."
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yes sir poopington, it is impossible for energy/matter to come from nothing.. but id didnt come from nothing, it came from a single point of infinite mass density and energy.. this game is basically the big crunch theory in video game form
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Good game until you included your silly religion in it. The universe didn't come from some 'big bang'. It is scientifically impossible for matter / energy to come from nothing.
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So don't worry Science guy *Tall guy that fed the goo dirt*, I only ate about more then 150 of yor red blood cells and about 6 of your white blood cells.
But on the good side, I ate about 16 of your bacteria! :D
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I was barely able to eat the mounties on level 6 by the end of the time limit. It's very frustrating. I love the game though.
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2nd game is on steam and you eat the universe and the fabric of the universe and the turtles of time holding the universe (its about time travel so its fun)
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"Sir! A grey goo is on the loose!" "Hmm... Send the police officers." "Sir! It's eating our police officers!" "Hmm... Let's send out the mounties and police cars. Tell them to just mindlessly chase after said goo, and have them run over any police officers in the way."