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How to destroy aliens without eating them : Step one, get between 2 or 4 aliens. Step two, right as they shoot, get out of the way. Step 3, watch them shoot each other. I kept doing this over and over again it was so much fun.
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So they would run over their own police officers to get to me? I think they should be the ones going to jail. Because, of course, I'm a cute little grey version of Kirby and they shouldn't hurt anything so cute.
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Nice game, but it really just seems like an ad for the IOS version. 3/5 for that annoyance, but plus 1.5 more for style.
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hey funswag if you could eat any thing do you think a flame wouldnt hurt or an angry territorial bear lol eating is not everything in life lol
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This game turns into "HOW MANY (Insert thing I have to eat here) UNTIL I CAN ADVANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL?", which leads to "HOW MANY GIANT F*CKING TANKS MUST I EAT TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL?"
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"Hey, what's that thing on the table that is slowly eating our domino piecies, dice, pencils, pens, and the mice?" "Oh it's nothing you're just seeing things."
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Can't help but to agree with oorentsoo. This is a rather addicting game, because I have actually played this bout for or five times over... Great game, which is why I gave it a 5/5. But I absolutely LOVE dogs and cats. So sad having to eat the for dessert, but, after all, this is a game.
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The only flaws with the game
The timer is too short for most people so when you get nearly there you get reset
Also the level with the cat and dogs when I get to eat the cat and dogs
it makes me sad
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Level four: Defend the cheese! CHEESE IS KEY!!!
Level eight: Just five minutes ago I was defending a slice of cheese, now I'm defending Earth? Little blob, you came so far...
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I always get screwed by Jupiter in the space thing. I know you're the shepherd of the asteroid belt and one of earth's defending objects but that's not cool.
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So....I wounder how this scientist feels for creating a bacteria who is capable to eat whole solar systems...I am sure he is not gonna win the Nompel Prize anytime soon.
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im eating entire houses and building sure lets keep sending tanks they will just keep getting eaten and help the monester grow bigger
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They said I could never destroy the earth. They told me I was mad to try! Who's laughing now?
Pff... Look at you now Earth.
Wait.... Where are my cheesy snacks? NOOOOO!!!!
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There should be a level editor where you can choose the backround and things you eat,like you can start out eating copies of yourself to eating giant clones of earth while eating moving cheese on the way.I would love this,level editors keep people up and going without even playing the campaign.