Comments for Tasty Planet

avatar for oorenotsoo
oorenotsoo

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So I can eat police officers, no problem. I can eat mounties too. Heck, I can even eat whole police cars. But bullets, bullets still give me indigestion. :P

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avatar for StellarHawk
StellarHawk

Feb. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game exacerbated my irrational hatred of Jupiter.

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joriss

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Oh no, It's eating our policemen! What to do now?".. "eh.. send more?" 5/5

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Danyo

Feb. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A mouse you say? On the table? How ridiculous! That is simply a freakishly large ciliaphoric bacteria. With big googly eyes.

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avatar for TC370
TC370

Feb. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So wait.. is it out of panic or lack of training that the police run down their own men without hesitation?

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avatar for Merido
Merido

Feb. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I spared Earth just so they would see me as their defender. They made me and thus it was my responsibility to show my gratitude. Long did I hunt for alien motherships to keep my hunger sated and finally, after minutes of temptation to eat Earth, devour Jupiter. Then I imploded. Nice, feel-good game! It does get kind of tedious waiting for spawns when you've got nothing else to feed on.

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Pinbat

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Deciduous" Tree? More like delicious tree.

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avatar for DrOxylonClaw
DrOxylonClaw

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how in the police level, officers are getting run over by their own cars. These are some pretty well-trained cops.

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avatar for rontou1
rontou1

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A random costomer: "Hello ? 911? My bathroom cleaner just ate my dog." Lol 5/5

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avatar for Chelpark
Chelpark

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol! I was born 10 mins ago and the universe is in my belly now! BURP~!

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avatar for Zamhelm
Zamhelm

Dec. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't always bring cheese with me on picnics, but when I do, an army of mice begins a raid.

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zando07

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *watching tv news* Reporter:'' a giant grey goo is eating our policemen, the army has deployed several tanks to counter its growth, we suggest no one leaves their homes!'' me:''well, looks like a nice day to drive round' town in my brand new red car!!''

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avatar for gamerjenko
gamerjenko

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hunny i think the mouse is back" " i told you ure seeing things" "ok so whats that eating all our die?" "hang on whats it doing to the other mice? OH GOD!" "ITS GOING FOR THE CAT WHAT DO WE DO?????" "call the police?" "no i want to see it eat a dog first"

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avatar for ThinksInCircles
ThinksInCircles

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Rather than chasing me in their cars, I really think the police should be more concerned about these men on horses eating police officers, I mean, that's just not right!

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gwigglewiggle

Nov. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i was really hoping to eat the sun...

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Tifforo

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cop cars just run over the cops. Even the mounties crush the foot cops once in a while. If they're willing to do that and send tanks to crush cars, why not just fire a missile to wreck the whole area and by done with it?

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avatar for mag62
mag62

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That was Pluto?! I thought it was just a large asteroid...

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deffed

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) RAGE jupiter is over powered xD

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thereallord

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i also completely disagree with having a time limit, a timer is fine but a time limit is stupid. i want to spend time enjoying the game not complete it in 15 mins cus i have a time limit

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avatar for halolizard
halolizard

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i will eat as many mice as i can till my cheese is safe

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avatar for Killa_In_Death
Killa_In_Death

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Has that assistant been "tested on" too, becuase he is the only person to have red blood cells larger than dirt particles...

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potatoz7

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't think about it until I played the second time but in the space level you are actually out there for YEARS lol. Look at how fast everything is going around the sun. It's basically on fast forward :)

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deathvianote55

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wish there wasn't a time limit.

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avatar for l2o3
l2o3

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who else thought it funny that the Mountie Horses ate the Policemen?

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loungegecko

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well OBVIOUSLY we have a giant evil blob runnin around the world. He's climbin in yo windows and eatin the people up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause he be eatin everybody up in here.

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avatar for DarkSylux315
DarkSylux315

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I came, I saw, I ate. om nom nom

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santaclaws11

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i felt worse eating the cats then i did people, and why is a mothership bigger then the eart???

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mikesully52

Feb. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was SO happy when i finally devoured Jupiter. Never thought I'd say THAT. xD

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loesie

Feb. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) please make a sequal! or just more levels!

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avatar for Werewing
Werewing

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man that city has one hell of an animal control problem...especially the rodents.

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avatar for ChaoticAgenda
ChaoticAgenda

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I enjoyed it a lot. What set it apart from other similar flash games was the wonderful "you CAN eat that now" arrow. That's the first time I saw that in this type of game and I really liked not having to die to know it's okay to eat something. :] 5/5

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avatar for Blizzard101
Blizzard101

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A few observations: 1. People who play dominoes at picnics don't care if the dominoes in question are mysteriously devoured 2. People really, really like yellow and red cars. so much so, in fact, that no other car is ever produced. 3. The police may be slow to adapt, but know damn well when their cars will be devoured.

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avatar for sushi_gut
sushi_gut

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Eh, It's just a Bathroom Cleaner. What could go wrong? Apparently A LOT

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avatar for Sourisly
Sourisly

Sep. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "My only weakness is BULLETS! I'm allergic to BULLETS!" -Tobuscus

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tghrr

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yeah, red blood cells are not actually bigger then dirt you know.

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avatar for HeroDude
HeroDude

Sep. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice brain-less game.. Love it! :D

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avatar for amb1
amb1

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in moments of crisis, a mountie WILL eat a police officer :D lol

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avatar for iRyle
iRyle

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Actually, he isn't "eating the universe", he's just... Cleaning every single toilet in the universe! And let's nothing get in it's way.

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avatar for CreamySteave
CreamySteave

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The Grey Goo was supposed to eat poo, but it decided to eat you!

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avatar for DemonicOrigins
DemonicOrigins

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Deciduous tree? More like delicious tree! And what about them cops. "doo doo doo," driving down the road, "OH %$#%, BLOB! What do we do?!" "Hit the siren and drive into buildings at random!" "RAAAAAH"

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allmaster1778

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when did horses started eating police officers?

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avatar for Real_RainbowDash
Real_RainbowDash

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Level four: Defend the cheese! CHEESE IS KEY!!! Level eight: Just five minutes ago I was defending a slice of cheese, now I'm defending Earth? Little blob, you came so far...

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avatar for arekkuso
arekkuso

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dirt, dirt is delicious. Oohh a rock, what does that taste like? ...dirt..I like it. I'm going to eat more. big grey animal? What does it taste like? Omg! DIRT!!! Everything taste like DIRT!!! I must eat it all!!! hahaha

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avatar for vmk77
vmk77

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cop: sir there is a giant gray thing eating people what should we do! Chief: Try to run over it. Cop: but there are people and horses in the way! Chief: I don't care about the people.. JUST DON'T HIT THE HORSES!!!

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avatar for darkbash
darkbash

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this city must have a very large rat and mouse infection

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avatar for Kazecuden
Kazecuden

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm sorry to inform you, ma'am, that your husband, Officer Johnson, was not eaten by a big grey blob, but was in fact run over by one of our cars as they attempted to ram into the blob. Here's a cookie."

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avatar for DaGrimR3p3r
DaGrimR3p3r

Aug. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dogs eating cats what sorcery is this

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avatar for Artemis1013
Artemis1013

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the police men are eaten by horses and cars? what kind of society is this!

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avatar for xAssasin3
xAssasin3

Dec. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Make one more that you need to eat all stars and universes and black holes etc.

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avatar for ChewTzeHan
ChewTzeHan

Nov. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Once the game is over cannot play anymore.Click + if u want sandbox mode

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