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What a great combo I just pulled at the beginning of the game. Fall to small spikes -1 hp, fall to small spikes -1 hp, then fall onto giant spikes, game over. Isn't that great : /
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You should definitely make it so when you lose it says "You're dead, your friends are dead, your family's dead, your f*cking pets are being skinned alive, your mom's a f*cking whore, you suck at life, the whole world hates you, you're going to hell, live with it. Game Over"
And if you somehow win, it should say "Congratualtions! You had the patience to sit through this awful game. You proved your nerdiness. Now go f*ck yourself!"
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Ahahaha! I had a feeling someone would do this eventually. Gave up on Attempt 32. Seriously though, this needs an Impossible Badge.
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You should make it so everytime you die it says: "You're dead. You're friends are dead. You're family's dead. Your f*cking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a f*cking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game Over."
And so on the extremely off chance that someone actually wins, you should make it say: "CONGRATULATIONS! You had the patience to sit through this awful game. You proved your nerdiness. Now go f*ck yourself."
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@Carlos1157
When you die you gotta click the Try Again button.
And yeah, winning the lottery ain't that hard, it just takes a long time to win, right? RIGHT? (with your logic at least)
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Wow this game is hard! but you can beat it! I've at least tried to beat 100 times! farthest i made it to is door 3. i died in the fire! you can print this game on cinemassacre.com i did, but it was small, if it's possibe make sure you increase the print size.
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This game need to have a hard badge, why is a luck game, don't involve abilities, just luck. You can continue clicking in the dice and you have a chance to win. You can watch videos, watch TV. Meanwhile you continue clicking in the dice. It's not a hard game, just a long game. That's why don't deserve a impossible badge.
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Found a small bug. If you reload the page after you die without re-attempting. Your attempt counter doesn't go up. I think that's why that person has won twice without having a large number of attempts.
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I just noticed that in the instructions, it says "role the die and pray". Is that a typo, or does it mean we`re supposed to role the die ad pray to all that is holy that we don`t die?
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I`m starting to question if the game even has an ending screen. It`s harder than Contra III with one life and no special weapons.