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crusher169

Apr. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 11358...

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leswill

Mar. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 4311 lbs OMG

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bomberman481

Jul. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 19,733 (New record)

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Howler_Monkey

Jul. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) About a 2 or maybe 3 in a pinch out of five for the game... over 9000/5 for the awesomest song evar

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savanim

Dec. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Breaking News! Huge Giant dies of heart attack after thanksgiving!

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awemanrank100

Mar. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 16,169 lbs. Ookay. Some guy. I can't even see multiple colors on my screen anymore. (Except the head.)

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awsomegirl100

Apr. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i just love the songs! its so great!

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Googroker

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I wanted to see what would happen if I did nothing, but I couldn't resist shooting during the last 10 seconds. He ended up weighing 11725lbs, or just over 3 cars.

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TheToaOfTaKoro

Nov. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This guy goes from 85 pounds (which LESS then the average super model) to 10,000+ Wow he's insane!

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Darky172

Aug. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Higscores Plz

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JanexXKiller

Apr. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 5,762

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DerpetteHerpton

Mar. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 5,932 pounds.. I wonder why he's grinning O.o

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CentricCracker

Mar. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what about the others man?

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ipooted46

Jun. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) a good strategy is to not fire till the last 5-10 seconds i got 10,000 lb

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desmondcfj2001

Nov. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) He even ate the bones?0.o.REAL THANKGIVING BOSS

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dragonguy213

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) perfect way to be the worlds fattest person

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kevin15465

Jun. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if a turkey played this game he/she would be soooooo pissed of

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thebomb28

Dec. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 15098lbs

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Wh4t8

Feb. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If this guy was alive... we would be in space right now.

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superkingkun

Jul. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) tip:wait till the time left 10 sec then shoot the hell out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ilovefluffy

Nov. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) dont shoot anything and you eat air for an eternity.

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Rednidedni

Dec. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The fist time its hilarious, after that its just disgusting.

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Nonbisco

Oct. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alien: you are out of this world!!!!!! You: Awwww, thanks!!!:D Alien: No seriously your belly goes all the way to The Alpha Centaur Sistem D:

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sebacool

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 16,759 pounds YEA if you dont believe get in the leaderboards and im the 39th in the weekly ones

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fireslammo13

Jan. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I play this just for the song at the end

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papce

Jan. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 5018 lbs

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fireworks911

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good no,so cool yes . so fun it should needs a endless mode so the man gets really fat fat fat.

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hunterlone

Jan. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 14,653 lbs

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darkkak

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so fat...no sun for the earth

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tomayopan

Dec. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Here is a master tip... don't shoot any turkey until 6 seconds... once the timer got at the number 5 shoot lika a maniac... in total... 11,492 lbs.... fattest....

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inaspin

Dec. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 8326lb this time :3

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rocknrapstar

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Besides, after each game, how does he lose all that weight?

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qwedsa213

Jun. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Press + if you just play to hear nom,nom,nom. XD

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tagptroll1

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lazor gun to get turkeys?

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yoshimario5

May. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @insaneoex forget that I cant even see my own neck

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Coldmonster

May. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i am 5747 pounds fat

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tonyblitz1

Nov. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) elastic clothing, laser guns, snorelax, the first thanksgiving in a nutshell :)

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Allie797

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nom nom nom is the song? wow i had no idea!!!!!!

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TuraKaan

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Argghh!!!! Its Stuck In My Head!

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target2510

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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superspore

Feb. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So thats where all the turkeys went

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Leviathan0123

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They need to add a scoreboard for this on kong

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stabuwithaspoon

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up if u r playing ths game in 2012...BEFORE EASTER!!!

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trinity971

Jan. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) darn i kept on waiting for him to explode!!!!

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lvl90001000

Jan. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 7k pounds.. What background?

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geimn

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST THE ENDING MUSIC SOMEWHERE SO I CAN MAKE THIS MY FAT FRIENDS RING TONE!!!!!!!

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XxSoulBladexX

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nom Nom Nom Nom, Nom NOM nom NOM NOMN NOMN NOM!!!!!! XD

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h4l0

Jan. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Some fat people can't see there toes. I, on the other hand can't see my wholr face!

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cod6rules

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *sings* nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, ahh good song

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slycheetah

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i found a trick... dont kill anything until you have 5 seconds left! they cat run away and you get high combos

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