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Someone needs to try to beat 10488 lbs.
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Also, If you need proof, here you go.
http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=62877714619471980409
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Your a turkey and im in love with you gobble gobble thats the thing that you do your a turkey you cant even fly your a turkey why would you even try? x2
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Back in the old days, these new fangled video games are what we did. Except the game was to shoot lasers at turkeys which go into smaller turkeys and we eat all the parts, i tell you it was FUN. -the fat guy in your screen right now.
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Holy crap I got this fatass to 18430 lb lol. The secret is to kill all the turkeys at the end for massive multipliers.
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How rude this game is encouraging us to kill turkeys like what the heck. I dont want to even hurt animals.
Im a vegan.
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I ate 13373 LBS of turkey in one miniute, times the rest of the day: 13373 x60 = 802,380 x24 = 19,257,120 times the population of the world (aproxomatly 2 billion) so 19,257,120 x 20,000,000 = 3.851424e+14
so: 3.851424e+14
LBS of turkey was eaten on thanks giving. Yet we called all animals fat at some time in human history...
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OMG 200 stars the music is incredible this game is very very very funny. I sat at the title screen for twenty miniutes just listening. Towards the end I cracked up the second I saw how much he was eating and the music that was playing. (The starting song makes it very oveos why we have turkeys not chickens for thanks giving.) If I eat 5000 LBS of turkey In one miniute how much would I eat over the whole day..
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Alien: you are out of this world!!!!!!
You: Awwww, thanks!!!:D
Alien: No seriously your belly goes all the way to The Alpha Centaur Sistem D: