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Boberror

Apr. 01, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) 9723 lbs

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EDWARD12389

Jan. 19, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) 6012

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Drakon1500

Dec. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 6344 Lbs :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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missannajane

Dec. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i got him to 6751 lbs

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Darkexeblius

Nov. 10, 2016

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spoonman192

Oct. 08, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i got more at 3 seconds!!! I got 19075 lbs!!

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Septocon

Oct. 02, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 5311 lbs........he's the size of the moon AND earth combined

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CaptainFudge

Sep. 03, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 4819 LBs. Sir you have to lose some weight to pass the bridge

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Joshua_Lee

Aug. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Didn't this used to have a badge?

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x1StapleGun

Aug. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) What I want to know is... when you go into the shooting gallery the player-character has blonde hair, but when you then eat everything you have brown hair? Overlooked design much? Or is it an Illuminati Zionist Reptilian conspiracy?

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Zacchi4k

Jul. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) best tactics is to let them spawn and kill all of them in the last 10 seconds I got 12653 lbs with this

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Symile2

Jun. 26, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 6360 pounds.... hmmm.....

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ianhaupt

Jun. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i cant even see my arm

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Zombygrl

Jun. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) If don't shoot any turkeys at all in the whole 60 seconds, the dude just keeps chewing on air forever... I don't think he's mentally healthy.. XD

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racoon111

Jun. 03, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 3083! Almost filled the screen completely!

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Mech2000

May. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Just wait for them to pile up and combo at 3 seconds left. 16930 lbs

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funwes

May. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) he took eat everything on your plate a little too seriously

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matteo29

May. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 13099 lbs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nyctaxi

Apr. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 5472 lbs

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funwes

Apr. 07, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 11.8!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDD

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kdriver1

Mar. 26, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 6756 lbs. Oh dear god

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artqueen

Mar. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me on thanks giving.

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leswill

Mar. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 4311 lbs OMG

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Contract_Account

Mar. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) that moment when you eat so much turkey you can only see the gray bit of your shirt and your head...

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halomaster2424

Feb. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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tratory

Feb. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 17219 in last 5s O MY UR SOOOOO FAT

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tratory

Feb. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) this is taken forever!!!

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odzil

Feb. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I beat my own score. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=10952111049588868546

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carkidd03

Feb. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) My Highest Was 17000

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odzil

Feb. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Someone needs to try to beat 10488 lbs. Also, If you need proof, here you go. http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=62877714619471980409

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clcman03

Feb. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) dude, how much do u even weigh in pounds? Over nine-THOOOOOUSAAAAAND!

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the1ninjoy

Feb. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 4358 lbs. whoa!!!

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carkidd03

Jan. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) am i the only one who thinks this is a message about society that some people weigh 17000 pounds? XD

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alexh52205

Jan. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) he eats turkey bones...

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kikicj7

Jan. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Your a turkey and im in love with you gobble gobble thats the thing that you do your a turkey you cant even fly your a turkey why would you even try? x2

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quacky05

Dec. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Back in the old days, these new fangled video games are what we did. Except the game was to shoot lasers at turkeys which go into smaller turkeys and we eat all the parts, i tell you it was FUN. -the fat guy in your screen right now.

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SeaSnap

Dec. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 just cause of the music!!!!

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Unwashedcrown

Dec. 20, 2015

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Unwashedcrown

Dec. 20, 2015

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aguskiller423

Dec. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) however its spelled

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aguskiller423

Dec. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 5374 LBS... WTF? HES SO FAT AND A PHONY!

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DavidS607

Dec. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Holy crap I got this fatass to 18430 lb lol. The secret is to kill all the turkeys at the end for massive multipliers.

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XanderM17

Nov. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 4793 lbs so fat spoiler alert the song nom nom goes nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nm nom nom nom nom nom nom

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Deceron777

Nov. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i played this so much when i was 7 :D the memories

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towers32

Nov. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 10969

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Winter117

Nov. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) How rude this game is encouraging us to kill turkeys like what the heck. I dont want to even hurt animals. Im a vegan.

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Mario_21212

Nov. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 5065

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Mario_21212

Nov. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 4458 0_0

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UraniumTurtle

Nov. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) My strategy: Wait until the last five seconds and then zap everything

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xxwhiteninja00xx

Nov. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) (TIP) don't shoot anything until theres either 10 or 5 secs left then shoot everything!

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