Comments for This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

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pfcbradley

Jan. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ill tell ya he is gonna be in a world oh hurt when he takes a dump lol

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gestures468

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Pilgrim + Turkeys x Laser Rifle = True meaning of Thanksgiving

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BurnBoy250

Jun. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) his clothes are super stretchy

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insanoex

Aug. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) some fat people cant see their toes, i on the other hand cannot even see my own hand.

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maitken5oo

Jan. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) best song ever!!!

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vexxis53

Feb. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ...ITS LIPOSUCTION TIME KIDS!!!

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Slick9828

Jun. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There's nothing like blasting turkeys with a laser rifle while moderately attractive people tell you how well you're doing.

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The_Thief098

Mar. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Those feathers must be delicious if he's also eating those.

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zeusfan

Jan. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) best 60 seconds of my life

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Wolfstar178

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how does his head stay the same size???

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E35Shocked

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dont shoot any turkey during the game. He will appear to eat air. Like a bawse.

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Mwaniki14

May. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... Where'd the sun go?

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Draidodeath

Feb. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) man, they really knew how to make elastic shirts back then...

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callozilla

Apr. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't ya think he'll need a glass of water or something after all that turkey? How did he not choke!? He's 10,000 lbs and HE IS SMILING!?!? Crazy, crazy man.

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Erero

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That song...it burned into my soul...can't...stop...whistling...

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anna2121

Apr. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i filled the screen at the end and got in 7000! + if u filled the screen at the end!

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woseshaman

Jul. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) just wait for the first 55-57 seconds and start randomly shooting then: first try with starting at 5 seconds left i had 17916LBS , second try with starting at 3 seconds left i had 23246LBS

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InfectedWaffles

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) THAT SONG!!!!!

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Jennifer12190

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Freaking hilarious lol great song to accompany him. I'm pretty sure he'll explode when it comes to two minutes XD

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xxfaithyxx2

Jan. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i got the high score today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D!

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PIEman6717

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How Did He Not Explode!?

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MardacarRomane

Apr. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is the TRUE meaning of ThanksGiving

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wargod124

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) got to over 6000 pounds xD

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TimppaPro

Nov. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 85 pounds... Did I do something wrong?

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BurnBoy250

Jun. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) his clothes must be super stretchy since he ate over 10k lbs and i still dont hear a rip.

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unreal512

Jul. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) nom nom nom nom here is a link to download http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/nom

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Puggywuggy

Nov. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Heres a good way to get really fat. wait until the last 10 secs to shoot the turkeys. Press + to keep this comment alive

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marelbarel

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if you listened to this song for hours

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spartan338

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) oh god, look at all the blood flowing from his mouth when hes eating.

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CyclopsMan58

Mar. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5,408; sh** go real. i mean, in thanksgiving, since when did pilgrims use lazer rifles? on the other hand, it makes it a more epic thanksgiving. man, by 2510,they're gonna have lazer rifles, which pretty suk for the 2010s to 2050s

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Spike48y

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ( Nom nom nom ) by parry gripp

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ZavierXalavius

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i like teh music ... where i can get it xD

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sirschmoopy0

Aug. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

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daman7

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he starts out at 85 pounds...... but he is a grown man why does he weigh less than me :( good game 5/5

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mast2846

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MOST...EPIC...NOM NOM...EVER!

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maggot667

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nom nom nom nom nom

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kaucuk

Mar. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do you feel being so big that you don't even fit into the screen xD

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WhatDoYouCare

Mar. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anybody else notice the hole in his arm

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CMNeirfan147

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MEH FATNESS!!! IT FILLS TEH WHOLE SCREEN! SURELY I FATTEHST IN ALL OF TEH LANDS!!!

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Aleyte456

Jan. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am TEH FATTEST

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p4577

Jan. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He eats it raw, bones, intestines and ALL? weighs 3 1/2 tons? Most people would burst.

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applekid

Jan. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i probably havent heard a better song

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ilikeashton

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) kongregate has made me do some pretty strange things...this may be the strangest

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party_girl_18

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) isn't he supposed to explode or somthing i mean look at haw fat he gets it's freakin funny man! XD

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kaylalovesyou21

Dec. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i like how it starts with only 85pound 5/5 + if you love "nomnomnom"song

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demonwonders

Oct. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I want to download these songs.

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RoSi_xD

Oct. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The songs for this game are nice. They stay in your head and you have to sing it.:D

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celo753

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 18548: A very useful trick: Just wait to the time reaches 5 seconds to end, then just keep shotting the chickens and the combo will make the man keep eating for millions of years, How this man do not explodes?

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supermelon

Aug. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if u shoot no turkeys, he looks like he is singing!!!!!!!!! LOL!

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crusher169

Apr. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 11358...

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