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Meatboy, I love ya, but you should slow down a bit! Calm your tits, Meaty! Your simply too fast. No wonder you keep getting yourself killed by running straight into the salt water falls. Also, you seem to be dripping blood all over the place. Are you okay? Do you need medical attention, Meaty? If I were you, I would just find myself a new girlfriend.
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Umm,you may wonder why salt kills meat boy when it actually conserves meat...it's because if you pour salt into an wounded skin,it will hurt terribly.it would hurt meat boy alot,considering he has no skin.(because you can see bones,or,at least,i think they're bones)
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I don't know which red I saw more.The red of my mat trail or the red of my meat exploding from something killing me comn anyone else with me
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Headcanon: the bandaids are made of meat boy's skin. meat boy created bandage girl out of the bandaids because he was lonely as hell
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The controls could be made out of liquid meat and they would still be the same as this. Sorry, bit angry about getting the bandages, but srsly, FIX THOSE CONTROLS!
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I understand making him slipper and such, however he's slippery in the air which doesn't make sense and makes this an un-enjoyable game