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OMG WHAT YEAR IS THIS!?!!
Hey you, reading this, listen to me very carefully. Im you.. you sent back in time 20 minutes from now to tell you that you need to get into that box now!
Its imperative that you get into this box our existence depends on it, and lets face it.. you dont have much else to do these days anyway.
Getting into this box is what's best for all of us, you will learn so much.. yet experience so little.
It's quite the wild ride my friend, well worth the time spent.. and I wouldn't lie to a fellow "Me" now would I?
But time is ticking...
You need to get into this box now!
I SAID GET INTO THE D**M BOX!!
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Neat concept, but the controls are way too slippery to make the game enjoyable. Precision jumps become nigh impossible when the slightest button press sends you careening halfway across the screen and into a spiky death.
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What a load of tripe. Other games do this same thing and do it better. Doesn't really matter which was done first, this one is just bad.
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"I AM ERROR" Is that a reference to Zelda II?
Fun game, well executed. Would recommend. 4 stars.
Could be 5...Let users set the controls.
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well yay i just lost all of my save data!
not like i favorited the game and came back wanting to finish what i started earlier...
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The person that speaks every few seconds during levels is one of the most annoying things in a game I have ever had to tolerate...
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I have no problem with the controls. The dialogue is sometimes funny, other times concerning (I can't help but think the guy in here is awfully calm for having a talking "boil" growing out of his head.) The music is..Okay. I guess. The graphics are pretty basic, neither good nor bad. It's an okay game, but it could've been better.
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How can i lift the boxes? i'm stuck on lvl "The man" due to the fact that when i press up i raise my hands to the sky, instead of picking up things... so i guess i'll praise the sun.
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If that voice thing isn't THE most annoying thing I've heard all week. And the dreaded 'space'/'d'/any other key except 'up' to jump? Otherwise, pretty, um.. kufcing? good game here!
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SOOOO many levels arnt really possible because the keys and stuff are locked in a box and dimensions are so confusing to learn
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Is the only difference between the good and bad ending the text scroll at the end? I'm cool with that, it has a subtle profoundness, I'm just slightly concerned I missed something :3
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the game is REALLY slow and laggy for me.... I can barely enjoy it. it seems cool but it's just too damn slow for me to enjoy.... :(
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Intelligent game 4/5. Would be better if I could turn off or change keyboard keys such as restart. I must have hit R instead of S at least a hundred times ^^