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paintfreak5

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oohhh..... So this is how they did it in the Matrix.

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treetochi

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It would be cool if you could make something out of all that scrap metal from the robots. Like a wall or platform. Then you'd have something to jump on, too!

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FastLap

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i feel like i've seen this b4 in a movie

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river_dark_star

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not bad! It gets too easy a few tiers in on turrets and the main weapon. I found that the explosive weapon worked better for me than the first electric main weapon. You could expand on this game by making weapon upgrades more of a "tree" style, allowing the player to choose between bullet, explosive and electric style upgrades. Same for turrets. At some point, the waves seem to stop getting more difficult. I agree with a previous comment that there should be boss heckpoints, or at least tougher enemies as it progresses. Maybe an occasional change of scenery, different rooms with platforms or other challanges. Maybe short cut-scenes every few levels where you have to retreat to a different room and seal it off between waves? All in all, it's a great foundation for what could be an even better game! 4/5

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edzis122

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it IS from matrix! it has the sentinels ,the drills the EMP ,the robo-suits...

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joeb283

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It would be better if you had a health bar as well and certain bots would attack you instead- like ranged ones. Also, why is it that all of the bigger robots fly in a straight line?

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Kreptyne

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does this remind anyone else of the scene in the matrix where the sentinels come in and they have mechs almost exactly like this one to shoot em down?

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nolafugee

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the destroyed enemies disappear too quickly

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Ghuiseppe

Apr. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @Rater193, Wave 15 is rather easy actually, You must hit the giant green blades so they return to the machine. You can't hit it otherwise (switch weapons and see for yourself, the bullets go right trough it)

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DarkSlash001

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Die, metal sperm! You shall never penetrate the ovum!

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yraco

Sep. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) well done you killed everyone you care about congratulations

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mythicalbeast800

Apr. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) They need to give the cart boy raise

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pt_2

Feb. 17, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Everybody: OH NO THE WOLRD IS ENDING Government: Just send one guy out there, no big deal.

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Nathineil

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so if the computers have taken over.... how are there auto-turrets?

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danhanman1

Dec. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wave 10 is impossible. It seems the miniature easy bots always shield my bullets, which I believe to be unbelievable when you have tens of thousands of them coming at you at once.

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I_HATE_HUMANS

Apr. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up if your trying to complete all games that has the word "Effing" in it.

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Pyramio

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to defend our city!" "Damn it, this is one of those Nigerian credit card scams, isn't it?" (later) "OH SHI--"

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johnnzhu

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of good ol' matrix :)

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luilol

Jan. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) SO THERE IS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND A ROBOT ONE!!!

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maks88

Nov. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 50 foot long boss machine. CART BOY: Yup got enough place in my cart for that.

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b4gamestime

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is so damn cool

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JordanAlixander

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i have got a idea for improvement and it is that it would be a good idea to see if you can make the repair button the shop (or whatever you call it) lower the price such as ok so it cost 500 kg at the momment so say you only have 9% health left to repair exactly so make the price lower auto to say 400 401 402, etc because it repairs 10% that way if you don't need to repair anymore and don't need to waste money to see if you need to repair anymore since alot of the time so far for me it gets really close to full health so close that i can't tell so i buy it again so say it repairs 13% and you need to repair 4% and it still costs 500 make it lower the price auto to a good amount so you don't waste money and don't need to use money if you have it fully repaired thats all i got right now it becomes.

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Manuals

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) THE BIG SAW SHOOTER- Shoot his Big green saws and keep on shooting- and they will come back to him.-Exploding on impact

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erk155

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) these robots really need a self destruct system

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Stark000

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how to activate: moon walk-pause while walking rapid fire- 1. hold in fire button 2. drag mouse out of screen 3. let go of fire button

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masterofspartens

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs more upgrades i got all weapons now i need more upgrades

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is there a little boy pushing a cart around in heat war? oh and 5/5 faved

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GeneralCNG

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cart boy is the bravest guy i know, running around with a cart while thousands of disabled robots fall around him.

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king11997

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant they just use the scrap metal to upgrade the door?

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cmsaberfang

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is this a game about the matrix?

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yatseng

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a scarp metal collector bot, as well as a auto-repair bot. i decided to give it 5/5 anyway when it says i get tons of chicks

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HoboScience

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Question: We're being attacked by...robots. To defend ourselves, we build...robot turrets. Really?

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Zynxbq

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This reminds me of a movie. You know "THE ONE" with the machines.

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brandon224

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I could repeat what has been said: why jump? repetative, no skill needed, etc, etc... but on a positive note I like the graphics, audio is good (sfx, ambiance), and it has potential - it was fun the first couple of levels! This feels like a first stage of much longer game. look to PTfasd for some great ideas!

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Tayln

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Oh. So....These machines killed everyone, except you! Well since you're so lucky here is an honor from us. You, only you, get to defend the city! Why you? Well you were randomly selected of course! Now go out and beat those effing machines! If you lose well, we all parish, no pressure no pressure. Good luck random lad who's name I do not know. Good luck."

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Syilent

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's like we're fighting inside a microwave.

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Zamboz0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a Wall-E update :D a little wall-e should walk around collecting the metal instead of you running around ..

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videogamer7

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So wait. A random, untrained civilian is able to fend off multiple waves of machines, but well trained soilders that could have had mech suits too, died by robots that are too enthralled by that shiny metal door to attack the player. Sounds about right. :3 Anyway, as what other people have said, ti comes down to mindless shooting while walking back and forth. As someone said, tracks on the mech suit would be better because there is no actual place or time to jump. More upgrades (Ability to reinforce door would be really helpful for me), enemy types, and if you're going to have jumping enabled, then have a vantage point (like somewhere on top of the map), to jump to. Other than those, loved the game, it was fun to grind for metal to see the new weapons and upgrades for turrets.

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senfmann

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant you just upgrade the door? :O

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xXSolidSideXx

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lmao matrix rip off? 5/5

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Scherazade

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice idea! I would like to see this in a movie some day ;-)

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BelgianZombie

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) robot 1: hey, what if we kill the guy in the mech suit? robot 2: Don't be ridiculous just ram against this seemingly indestructible wall.

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limjialer

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) turret description:shoots stuff down while you sit in your butt and watch.well,i'd hardly be sitting on my crotch,right?

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DiFfErEnt135

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a jetpack upgrade.

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ddr_sorensen

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After maxing out my computer controlled death cannons my job was relegated to "scrap bitch" I didn't feel much like the hero they said I was in the endgame. Oh well, at least their perception, however wrong I think it may be, got me hot chicks.

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kaptk112

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Over all it was a pretty good game, I you put in more weapons, different options when "leveling up", and some new senery this could be alot better.

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byronli111

Jul. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why is there only one mech in zion...

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striker786

Jul. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) for anyone who is stuck on the boss that shoots big green blades you are meant to hit the blade so it will go flying back to the boss and kill it

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nivada13

Jan. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I warn you: That cart boy is evil! Whatever you do you can't kill it! Shoot bullets trough it's head keeps on living shoot with thor's cannon at him he keeps living. I think he is a machine that has succesfully infriltrated the dok.

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masterofspartens

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) requirez sequelz

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