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"The Galaxy was eclipsed today and we all now live inside the belly of a cosmic space worm. Apparently this all started in the North Pole when Santa Claus gave a crappy present to some guy, and he unleashed a space worm into the frozen ground where it then proceeded to devour elves, reindeer, bunnies, yeti, sleighs, bombs, zeppelins, and flying spaghetti monsters until it grew to its now present size. Have a pleasant day, folks, and Merry Christmas."
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I don't know why, but I always feel bad when eating rabbits or reindeer, even though they're just computer programming.
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