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I could never have imagined a 750-foot alien worm tunneling out of the ground and into space, eating a bunch of Nyan Cats and Spaghetti Monsters, and then falling back down to the earth yelling "JOHN CENA!", murdering a ton of the North Pole's residents and triggering Rampage Mode.
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"The Galaxy was eclipsed today and we all now live inside the belly of a cosmic space worm. Apparently this all started in the North Pole when Santa Claus gave a crappy present to some guy, and he unleashed a space worm into the frozen ground where it then proceeded to devour elves, reindeer, bunnies, yeti, sleighs, bombs, zeppelins, and flying spaghetti monsters until it grew to its now present size. Have a pleasant day, folks, and Merry Christmas."