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*leg gets stuck in elevator door, gets thrown out window, grabs 2 beers before stopping, barely lives* "'sigh' another bad day at work"
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*drinks beer,falls out window while drinking the beer,flops while dead and gets another beer,resurrects, falls down a hole,dies* true story
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(jumps off the top) (man) help me I'm bleeding(man 2) its your job to get home and not bleed out (player) they won't let me do the fan stuff (man)damn i have to get home! thats four miles!!! (man 2) wow thats sad you will not make it alive (man) oooooh.. look a beer looks good
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lol so confusing but can u make no glitchess because my character is always getting limbs stuck on doors
and also i launch in the air when i hit a corner
but also remember kids always drink like your pornstar dad!
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like this comment if you jumped out of the window while chugging beer but died hitting your head in the ground but ricashey on the stairs and revived you self by drinking beer.
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My head stuck in the elevator, when my head get out, I'm dead but then i don't understand why I reheath after a few second!
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I smashed my head so hard on the pavement that I recoiled, did a full backflip and landed on my feet! Pretty good for a drunk guy...
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every one i love this game but iam 16 and i have been drunk its not nice so be carefull if u do drink ok press + if u think that thx
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>start playing
>go in the elevator and start spazzing out
>get on top of the elevator, dead, and leaking tons of blood thanks to elevator physics
>suddenly get shot out of the elevator shaft and flying through the window
>slam into the car, and slide down
>drink a beer
>I am drunkard Jesus Christ, I rise again
>fall down a hole and die
Goddangit Dead Drunk, you're so fun.