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like how the drink brings you back to life. my normal rout out the house is take the drink and out the windo if you do it quick enough you come back to life after you hit the ground
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playing a game and got bored so i lunge for my beer, i fall out the window, and land on my head.
i then get up and fall down a sewer i survived just to jump up and hit my head on the roof of the sewer. great game 5/5 for physics and just a d@mn good game : )
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it's ironic that beer killed me, then my dead body picks up a beer then comes back alive
Beer killed me...But in the end it saved me...
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Hey guys!I just reached level 60 on Fantasy Online!Now me's gonna drink a beer and then jump out of the window on Floor 3!
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so i die in the elevator shaft then im in the elevator then in the 1st floor then i get somehow blown out of that room. TRAGIC EVENT. beer so close but im dead only if i can bounce to it.
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Help!Theres a dead guy in the elevator!oh god his legs are through the floor oh god noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Janitor can u plz get rid of him.lol
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Father: Son play this game and learn the effects of drinking. Son: OK *later that day* *Son to drunk to walk* Father: SON!! I TOLD YOU TO LEARN THE EFFECTS OF DRINKING! Son: I did *hiccup* i can leap out of two story buildings, come back to life through alcohol and *falls over* uhhhhhh Father: Yeah the game OBVIOUSLY taught you that Son: Yep Father: Show me then Son: Ok *10 mins later* Father: I guess your right son, lets go to a pub!
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-On the telephone-
Drunk Guy: Hweloooo
Doctor: Excuse me sir, your wife is about to have her baby.
Drunk guy: I hash a wife?
Doctor: She says yes.
Drunk guy: Ehhh she aint no wife of mineshhh beer is mah wifeshh, go to hell bishhh-Hangs up-
Doctor: O_o -Speaks to wife-
So wanna make out?
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You know you're wasted when you leave work by jumping out of a two storey building, and die on the way home from tripping on a box.
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so much lag i hit elevator door ended up on top of elevator dead lagged in office fell out window hit a beer woke up Lol
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Father: Son play this game and learn the effects of drinking.
Son: OK
*later that day*
*Son to drunk to walk*
Father: SON!! I TOLD YOU TO LEARN THE EFFECTS OF DRINKING!
Son: I did *hiccup* i can leap out of two story buildings, come back to life through alcohol and *falls over* uhhhhhh
Father: Yeah the game OBVIOUSLY taught you that
Son: Yep
Father: Show me then
Son: Ok
*10 mins later*
Father: I guess your right son, lets go to a pub!