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OK that beer bottle on the second streetlight is probably the worst thing ever. Haven't even gotten to the third streetlight yet because my guy just keeps LITERALLY GRAVITATING to the beer bottle.
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Has anyone ever seen there drunk suddenly fly straight up into the air fall down while you were scrolling down? I did.
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I just realized something, the whole level must be a military course for drunks... Just look at the tank, that does not belong in a urban setting and the obstacles are something you will never find in a realistic setting. So this must be a test or an assault course that a drunk wandered into. Just throwing out a random logical reason for how it all makes sense. (;
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The funnest thing to do: Get in the gears that crush you, spam revive, also while spamming jump. Eventually you'll jump and go flying lol
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It still amazes me how this guy is still alive when he's lost that much blood. But...I guess it's the beers huh. Maybe alcohol is good for you after all.
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omfg so disgusting i made him get stuck in elevator door head was outside and legs was inside and elevator riped him in half
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Best game ever, I'm getting addicted to these. My guy keeps spasming on the floor after dying, he looks like he's having so much fun twerking on the floor..I wonder...
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my man knocks himself out trying to climb over a car. A moment later, he wakes up and tries to stand, only to knock himself out again on the car's mirror.