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In a world of dragons, packs of roving nuclear missiles, and swarms of flying children armed with machine-guns, I think werewolves should be the least of this kid's worries.
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I remember when I was a young boy, circumnavigating the globe in an afternoon in my cardboard box, blowing up the moon with my faithful pet dragon by my side.
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Marine: Sir! It appears that a small child is flying around the top of the atmosphere in a cardboard box. What will we do?
Commander: FIRE THE MISSILES!
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Upon collision with a random balloon floating in the air, Billy was launched some 30000 ft into the air. Where he subsequently broke through the atmosphere.
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I think I need study a little more Geography... When I was travelling around the Earth I thought I was flying over the Africa, when I got to Brazil... I obviously need to get some new maps.... xD
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So, he goes from the US to canada to russia, and then back to holland to reach japan via turkey? Dude could have saved a couple thousand kilometres if he checked the map...
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so is the order in which the countries i travel just random then? and how am i traveling around the world and not even making to multiple countries with each rotation?
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well, then... apparently the world is smaller than brasil. that's the only logical explanation i can think of since i flew around the wold two and a half times (in space) and still didn't get out of brasil.
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They said I was mad to build a shuttle craft out of cardboard and really cool decals, but I destroyed the moon! Whose crazy now people? Whose the lunatic now!!!!!???? Trick question - there is no Luna and thus no lunatics.
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WHY ISN'T MY BOOSTER WORKING *reads label* its a booster helps you with your flight and speed...you will need fuel tthough. *facepalm*
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Today was a puzzle for astronomers everywhere: not only was the Earth menaced by a myriad meteorites - a little boy has also blown up the Moon.
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The threat of "death by werewolves" is just so much higher than the threat of "death by global catastrophe via destruction of the moon."
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Just wondering how this kid could make such a nice plane that couldl let me orbit the Earth 6+ times? When he grows up, I'm sure he could make a better spacestation and satelites for N.A.S.A. right? He is talented man... orbitting the Earth without solar panels isn't that easy. And how could he replenish fuel!? AWESOME BOY...
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Sure, blow up the moon to get rid of Werewolf's, but at the cost of shifting the Earth of balance, therefore destroying the Earth. But, yeah, no Werewolf's.
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Well Mr. Government, aren't you a tad disappointed you didn't make blowing up the moon illegal?? Someone feels silly now, don't they. ;)