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A generic cardboard box.
It may look pedestrian but it's light, sturdy, and has a hundred and one uses -- how can we get by without them?
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And what is up with all these meteors crashing into Earth? In the time it took for me to come back down from space I'm pretty sure what happened to the dinosaurs happened to us more than a few times.
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Man:Honey, Do you notice anything strange?
Woman:I know right! I think our son is gone for Months!!!
Man:No Woman!! I dont worry about that brat! I worry about the TV communication! Its been broken for days and no one can even FIX IT!!!!!
Billy: XD
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With the direction we orbit the planet whilst in space, shouldn't we avoid a lot of the countries we actually pass and land at the north / south poles? And how come I can orbit the planet but not even cross a country by the end of that run?!
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Can't play it because the cursor doesn't follow my mouse. I can only tell where it's pointing when I click. Using up to date Chrome on Windows7.
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Tides are stopped, areas flood as the water settles. The rotation of the Earth changes, the Earth is bombarded by huge meteorites and life as we know it radically changes...but at least there will not be any werewolves.
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what did you do today? i hatched a dragon, flew to space and went around the world then destroyed the moon... aww you cooked toast!? thats way better!
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RIP Scruffy. We've been inseparable since you were an egg. Together we ruled the earth, the skies, and space itself. You saved me from a hundred deaths, and killed thousands of my enemies. I shall mourn your... Yay - A balloon!!
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ran into a weird bug, not sure what happened exactly but I went off the top of the screen (no astronaught thing yet) quite often, and there are these two up-pointing missle thingies next to both me and my pet (they've been there for a while) and now I'm sitting on the ground, and it isn't registering that my flight is over.
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Who are all these kids and why do they hate me so? (And why do the hundreds of them all have advanced rocket technology?)
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I find it immensely frustrating that I have to hover each item in the shop to see its price. It might give a tiny aesthetic improvement, but the decrease in usability is not worth it.