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Just wondering how this kid could make such a nice plane that couldl let me orbit the Earth 6+ times? When he grows up, I'm sure he could make a better spacestation and satelites for N.A.S.A. right? He is talented man... orbitting the Earth without solar panels isn't that easy. And how could he replenish fuel!? AWESOME BOY...
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*Getting shot by other kids with carton planes*...well,since THAT much kids are trying to blow up the Moon,one is bound to make it...
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anyone notice how when you're travelling around the world when you go to space you always launch out of the same spot
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aliens:oh my god its the end of the world aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kid:mwahahahha am going to blow it up
aliens:hit it with an meotor
*aliens:hit butten unleash poop*
aliens:plan b UNLEASH THE KRAKEN
kid:aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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GENERAL THE MOON BLEW UP
EVERONE:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
was it the aliens?
no it was an kid in an box
general:aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
then the world blew up to
the end :3
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I'm going to build a spaceship and murder all the kids, MURDER THEM ALL, that's what they get for mocking me. WHO'S HITTING THEMSELVES NOW!!!!!! then...Then I shall destroy the moon, I shall show them all not to bully me. SO IS THE FATE OF ALL WHO MOCK ME
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Kid:Hm.. Oh theres the moon! (Somewhere on Earth) Ground Control:Thats Wrong... Seems like a child is.. wait wait what is he doing? WTF WTF WTF HE BLEW UP THE MOON WHY!?!?!?! Dad:Oh So that's what my son thout when he wanted to rid the world of wolves :/ Ground Control: ._.
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WHY ISN'T MY BOOSTER WORKING *reads label* its a booster helps you with your flight and speed...you will need fuel tthough. *facepalm*
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I entered orbit for half a revolution. Needs an achievement for circumnavigation. Also, this game has the coolest goal ever.
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I've a fire breathing dragon, why exactly am I not mounting my guns and boosters on him instead? Would certainly save on fuel :P
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I liked the beginning story. If I may suggest that unaffordable upgrades be dimmed, so I don't have to hover over them and figure out myself whether I can or can not afford them.
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The game was okay, but I found music a bit repetitive and every time it looped there was this click. I soon had to mute it.
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I've managed to travel around the Earth 3 times through an entirely rural area with only ponds to be my rest stop. I have gained a fear for trampolines and see a dragon shift through the tip of a missile and not be harmed. I've been through some shit.