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sir; we got a random aircraft hedden to china 'is he a teamate "afuratif 'mmmmmm send in 2 portol to see the kid hhhhhhoooooooooooo to jets *waves* sir its a uuuuhh a kid sir sir the russians are attacking help beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep offline
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This kid is already on the goverment watchlist hell I'm scared of what he will do once he learns of fission and fusion in highschool
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There's drag 35,000 feet in space... there goes my dreams of orbiting the Earth and protecting it from millions of meteors that fall on it everyday...
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So, how'd you get those bruises, bullies? -
No mom, I was hit by 3 giant asteroids in space.
Well, better tell the principal about those bullies.
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"sir the moon is gone!"
"WHAT?! who did it? the Russians? China?"
"no, sir. a kid in a home-made spaceship of cardboard that can somehow withstand atmospheric re-entry."
"well damn. Someone get the scientists on replicating this technology, ASAP!"
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Next one should start where this one end but you sell fully upgraded everything to a friend that hates mars and just make more upgrades