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Enters space. Wow, that's a lot of meteors crashing down on Earth. Re-enters Earth's orbit. WHERE IS ALL THOSE METEORS???
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-C'mon lets do it already- Aliens wanting to destroy the moon- WAIT WHAT!?! - A kid in a cardbox did it with bubbles.. 'Nasa: ...
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Sir, we seem to be seeing an armada of kids flying around on cardboard boxes, shooting at this one kid, that seems to be a loner
Loner?!? SHOOT EM' DOWN!!!
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1) this kid is much too advanced for an 8 year old. i wonder what school he goes to... 2)once billy destroys the planet every one on earth will be angry and wanting to burn billy becuase he destroyed the moon.. just for a fake werewolf story........ ..
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"President!!! We seen something that destroyed the moon!" "Who?!?! was it a asteroid? a satellites crash?!" No, It was a child in a cardboard box, "How is that possible?" "I don't know, I wonder i could send a bunch of turtles and werewolves."
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Another won of those games where i start and get so addicted i cant stop until i get all of the upgrades..... why me? lol
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ok, that's werewolfs gone. now to get rid of vampires so the world can be free from all the bad werewolf/vampire movies and TV shows. :D
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hey kids! I'm giving away thousands of dollars to any who tries to launch themselves across town with a giant slingshot!
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Casual day for timmy. *Flys* IM GETTING F****** SHOT SOMEBODY CALL 911 I GOT THE AL CAPONE DAYCARE ON MY BACK!!!!! *gets shot down in canada with tons of wounds* *calls dad* Hey dad im in canada dieing hope you can pick me up today :D" Dad: Ok son lemme get my slingshot and cardboard box.
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Billy has succeeded in destroying to moon, as a result, there are catastrophic events around the world happening right now, tsunamis and earthquakes are happening too often now. this is the end of the world as we know it.
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I think all those other kids must be werewolves...why else would they stop me from destroying the moon? and also be really powerful to destroy a dragon.
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So he does realise by destroying the moon, we will no longer have tides? millions of people will die due to stagnant rivers! the humanity of it all!
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only a quarter of a oon left.........well that explains the tsunamis, hurricanes, and crazy weather the world has been having.
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boy: daddy I blew up the moon last night. dad: junior I told you not to tell lies. boy: im not just look. dad: SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO