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I'm going to build a spaceship and murder all the kids, MURDER THEM ALL, that's what they get for mocking me. WHO'S HITTING THEMSELVES NOW!!!!!! then...Then I shall destroy the moon, I shall show them all not to bully me. SO IS THE FATE OF ALL WHO MOCK ME
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Kid:Hm.. Oh theres the moon! (Somewhere on Earth) Ground Control:Thats Wrong... Seems like a child is.. wait wait what is he doing? WTF WTF WTF HE BLEW UP THE MOON WHY!?!?!?! Dad:Oh So that's what my son thout when he wanted to rid the world of wolves :/ Ground Control: ._.
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WHY ISN'T MY BOOSTER WORKING *reads label* its a booster helps you with your flight and speed...you will need fuel tthough. *facepalm*
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I entered orbit for half a revolution. Needs an achievement for circumnavigation. Also, this game has the coolest goal ever.
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I've a fire breathing dragon, why exactly am I not mounting my guns and boosters on him instead? Would certainly save on fuel :P
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I liked the beginning story. If I may suggest that unaffordable upgrades be dimmed, so I don't have to hover over them and figure out myself whether I can or can not afford them.
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The game was okay, but I found music a bit repetitive and every time it looped there was this click. I soon had to mute it.
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I've managed to travel around the Earth 3 times through an entirely rural area with only ponds to be my rest stop. I have gained a fear for trampolines and see a dragon shift through the tip of a missile and not be harmed. I've been through some shit.
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I destroyied the moon and all the satelites in under 15 minutes this game I too easy but pretty fun so I recommend this game for one of my top three favorites. So they should make a second part to it like land on mars and you'll have to kill aliens and build UFO'S instead of planes. It would be amazing like you would have to defeat bosses like E.T. or something like that so........I like this game. Whoever reads this comment should try this game so BYE :D
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five Questions:
1. How does this kid fly 200km but let it look like 20m?
2.Why are the Phillipines 10000km from Japan? They usually are about a tenth of that away...
3.Since when do you have to pay $18500 for your egg to hatch?
4.From where does this kid even know what aerodynamica is and what 'Optimize Consumption' means?
5. WHO THE **** SELLS ALL THIS STUFF? Including a gun turret and... health upgrades? Did he go into a libary and read a book about healthy living for a few thousand dollars?
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Needs a bunch more upgrades and some insane achievement for us crazies ;) Maybe 2 times around the world.. IN ONE LAUNCH? :D