Crazy Farming
by ezone
Crazy Farming
Tags for Crazy Farming
Description
Help Billy-Bob turn his dump of a turkey farm into a success - and maybe even cheer up his grumpy old Mama along the way!
Everyone loves farming games, but boy are they packed with boring stuff. Plow the field. Boring. Plant some seeds. Yawn. Water them. Ho Hum. Watch them grow. Lame. Tired of waiting? Buy fertiliser. What?!? With real money, are you insane?
We hear you, and that's why we've created a whole new type of farming game - with no boring stuff! That's right, it's arcade action from the get-go with our hero Billy Bob and his trusty old axe. His farm is crawling with turkeys ready for market and it's up to you to give them the chop while keeping out of the manure.
If you like arcade games with tight controls, fun graphics, and wacky characters then this is the game for you!
WARNING: When playing this game you may find yourself
1. covered in manure
2. abused by an old lady (only verbally)
3. chopping thousands of turkeys
4. squeezing coins out of chickens
Also, if you want to buy your way onto the leaderboards, sorry, you can't. There are no in-app purchases.
How to Play
Arrow keys to jump left and right
Comments
SparkAmandil
Nov. 25, 2014
It's okay. Not good and far from bad. The graphics are appealing. I like how the upgrades changing the objects. In general the artstyle is really good. It's the Gameplay that made problems.
First: It's very frustrating that the movements have to be unlocked through long level-ups. I died dozents of times with a small score. The gameplay gets better and better with every new move. But to come to this point, you will have a long time with pure frustration.
And the game is missing some hints. it took me a while to figure out that you CAN jump left to get the coins from the watertank (i don't think the Coin/time-Description shows the true period). And even the new movements could have been better described.
A lot of potential to work on. Not as bad as some people here claiming.
loki_x
May. 11, 2015
i can't do anything, i have pushed all key but my farmer not jump and not do anything
THRILLHO_use
Dec. 09, 2014
The coins are way too rare a find. The only upgrades I've been able to afford after 20 minutes are from the starting 5 and +10 to follow the Twitter.
sahil117
Dec. 01, 2014
boring. and if you're going to comment and have a comeback. Shut up you game dev failure
dansparrow
Nov. 22, 2014
I don't really thing this can be categorized as aun "Upgrades" game, you just level up but you never actually upgrade anything.
If you click on the 'fix farm' button you can upgrade the farm which increases things like coin drops, how often higher value animals appear.