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'and you call yourself a soldier' ? Wtf 1 man taking on tanks gunners where was he all this time what giving himself a friction Burn in the house?!
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General: Alright soldier, we've hidden high value documents in that house. Go shoot any Germans that come near it. Soldier: Yes sir! and what are the documents for sir? General: What else? they're documents on weapons we keep selling to you!
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German commander: What the hell keeps hitting us?
soldier: uhh i think its that american up top there
German commander: SEND THE TANKS IN!
*american blows up tank
German commander: How the-? How did he take out my tank?
another soldier: sir he's using a M1 garand!
German commander: Figures, americans and their **** nuclear bullets >:{ OVERWHELM HIM LIKE DA CHINESE!
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why the heck are they shooting at the house? there is one soldier protecting the house!! i mean why dont they shoot you. then go in to the house and take whatever they wanted. there arent even any soldiers in the house why are they shooting it?
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tantric1 do you know anything about world war 2 ? the allies were america,russia,and britain and the axis was italy,germany and japan
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a completely good way to waste your time
come to think of it.. you noticed that there's too many Nazis dead
Yet, nobody sees you, or even want to shoot you.
They just want to rip the pink house apart..
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German General : "Hitler, there is an assassin shooting all our troops"
Hitler : "No matter. I want that house dead, use the tanks!"
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*Germans* "How the fack dos the Americane blow tank up with unt goddendamn machine gun?"
*German Soldier* "I think it is because our tanks are made of popsicle sticks, sir."
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So i did some research and the artillery that the germans are pushing with one man would weigh approximately 11023 lbs...
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Sir we've hidden highly sensitive documents in an undercover base and we need you to protect it. *looks at nearby battlements* Oh so you hid it in that well defended base? No sir....we hid them in that bright pink house....Hitler will never discover us.
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Bit bored tonight and I actually counted. "My soldier" accounted for over a battalion of infantry (748 Riflemen, 709 MGs), 135 Arty pieces, 149 Jeeps, and 117 Tanks.
A short armored division call it.
Screw that fail crap, I put an RPG into those Docs before they broke in, and got the highest kill count of any soldier. Think this is a medal situation for my guy
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Why dont the Nazis just FIRE AT YOU instead of some little wall the can just as easily go around, and since when can the M1 Garand do so much damage against a TANK?
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soldier' sir it looks like someone is firing at us, should I attack him?
genral ' no run up to the house while he's shooting bullets at you.'
lol the entire nazi army is attacking a single house, while allies get all the important things
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I said "**** THIS" when the guy said "And you call yourself a soldier..."! 1 man, facing hordes of riflemen, gunners, howitzers, jeeps and tanks with rifles and machine guns until the last weapon while paying for guns and repairs and such! Where was that guy when the battle, or massacre, was going on? If th documents are that important don't leave them for one man with a Thompson to guard against Tanks!
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Don't you just hate it when you send your whole nation's army to attack a house and they all get killed by a dude on a hill. Nice one Adolf...
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Soldier: Sir! The Americans have technologically advanced weaponary! Thy can take down our tanks with bullets! They must have nuclear bombs packed in eery bullet! Should we retreat to increase our weaponry?
General: HELL NO! I will send you into hell if need be!
*Moral of story: Get the german commanderes to work for us, because a man like THIS can seriously kick some butt with the right army.*
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i took till lvl 36 and he said i call myself a soldier? wtf is it's problem
actually i want to upgrade the wall or new weapons
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Are the top comments even logical? When you lose you see that the house contains top secret documents. I'll give it a 3/5, maybe could need some more upgrades and more soldier types.
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Bloody Nazis, what has got into you that you have to send a full wave of panther tank to wreck a building? Can't you just bomb it with V2 rockets?
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repairs need to be less expensive and/or more repair per pay. I cannot get more guns because i need to repair my house.