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That time when ur shooting non-stop at the trucks and u realize ur not doing any damage because ur not hitting them at all
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dear god is the american president in that house or something? why do you have to blow it up at all? why are you protecting the house at all? all good questions...
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"Kill the Nazis and don’t let them destroy the wall. If they destroy the wall, you lose the game!" how do you know if they are Nazi's??? they could be American or some other place
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The nazies are not bright. Nobody is firing back from the house. They all need to turn their heads to the right, then they will know where the bullets are coming from.
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those nazis must be really desperate to destroy that pink house....maybe Hitler didnt like pink...lol-why waste thinking of a funny comment when you can just steal one? =)
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may I say, burn the "top secret documents" before you come under the attack of the entire mighty Wehrmacht. seems obvious right?
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Soldier: Sir! The Americans have technologically advanced weaponary! Thy can take down our tanks with bullets! They must have nuclear bombs packed in eery bullet! Should we retreat to increase our weaponry?
General: HELL NO! I will send you into hell if need be!
*Moral of story: Get the german commanderes to work for us, because a man like THIS can seriously kick some butt with the right army.*
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Soldier: Commander! There is a American soldier defending that house! He destroyed half our army! Commander: Send more troops. Soldier: Shouldn't we just kill him? Commander: NO. Just send more troops. Orders are orders.
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So i did some research and the artillery that the germans are pushing with one man would weigh approximately 11023 lbs...
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i took till lvl 36 and he said i call myself a soldier? wtf is it's problem
actually i want to upgrade the wall or new weapons
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*Germans* "How the fack dos the Americane blow tank up with unt goddendamn machine gun?"
*German Soldier* "I think it is because our tanks are made of popsicle sticks, sir."
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German commander: What the hell keeps hitting us?
soldier: uhh i think its that american up top there
German commander: SEND THE TANKS IN!
*american blows up tank
German commander: How the-? How did he take out my tank?
another soldier: sir he's using a M1 garand!
German commander: Figures, americans and their **** nuclear bullets >:{ OVERWHELM HIM LIKE DA CHINESE!
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General: Alright soldier, we've hidden high value documents in that house. Go shoot any Germans that come near it. Soldier: Yes sir! and what are the documents for sir? General: What else? they're documents on weapons we keep selling to you!