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"you failed, and you call yourself a soldier." Are you fking kidding me? i just held off tanks, jeeps and thousands of troops for like half an hour!!!?!?!??!?!??!!?
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"Sir, there is an American soldier defending the pink house!"
"I don't care, just rip the house to shreds!!"
"But he's killed almost half the German army!'
"DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ****?! SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE!"
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Reached level 35. Is there an ending? Cuz it says "you fail" when you loose. ----- my tactics: 1) Just use the best weapon you can buy. 2) When you get the bazooka, do not use it as a solo weapon. Use it as a supporter/secondary weapon to take out big hordes of tanks, with the M1919 Browning as main/primary weapon. ------ What i think: I think the game idea is pretty stolen from the games "Storm the House". It is bad than you can't use your money after you bought all weapons to anything else than healing your wall. There should be upgrades like damage+, accuracy+, wall armour+, ammo amount+, example. ------- I think the game is bad balanced. I felt lvl 2-5 as the most difficult levels until u reach lvl 29+. The M1919 Browning is overpowered. Once you buy it, you can pwn everything until the tank hordes 10 levels later appears. 3/5
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Soldier: Commander! There is a American soldier defending that house! He destroyed half our army! Commander: Send more troops. Soldier: Shouldn't we just kill him? Commander: NO. Just send more troops. Orders are orders.
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'and you call yourself a soldier' ? Wtf 1 man taking on tanks gunners where was he all this time what giving himself a friction Burn in the house?!
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General: Alright soldier, we've hidden high value documents in that house. Go shoot any Germans that come near it. Soldier: Yes sir! and what are the documents for sir? General: What else? they're documents on weapons we keep selling to you!
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German commander: What the hell keeps hitting us?
soldier: uhh i think its that american up top there
German commander: SEND THE TANKS IN!
*american blows up tank
German commander: How the-? How did he take out my tank?
another soldier: sir he's using a M1 garand!
German commander: Figures, americans and their **** nuclear bullets >:{ OVERWHELM HIM LIKE DA CHINESE!
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why the heck are they shooting at the house? there is one soldier protecting the house!! i mean why dont they shoot you. then go in to the house and take whatever they wanted. there arent even any soldiers in the house why are they shooting it?
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tantric1 do you know anything about world war 2 ? the allies were america,russia,and britain and the axis was italy,germany and japan
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a completely good way to waste your time
come to think of it.. you noticed that there's too many Nazis dead
Yet, nobody sees you, or even want to shoot you.
They just want to rip the pink house apart..
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German General : "Hitler, there is an assassin shooting all our troops"
Hitler : "No matter. I want that house dead, use the tanks!"
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*Germans* "How the fack dos the Americane blow tank up with unt goddendamn machine gun?"
*German Soldier* "I think it is because our tanks are made of popsicle sticks, sir."
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So i did some research and the artillery that the germans are pushing with one man would weigh approximately 11023 lbs...
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Sir we've hidden highly sensitive documents in an undercover base and we need you to protect it. *looks at nearby battlements* Oh so you hid it in that well defended base? No sir....we hid them in that bright pink house....Hitler will never discover us.
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Bit bored tonight and I actually counted. "My soldier" accounted for over a battalion of infantry (748 Riflemen, 709 MGs), 135 Arty pieces, 149 Jeeps, and 117 Tanks.
A short armored division call it.
Screw that fail crap, I put an RPG into those Docs before they broke in, and got the highest kill count of any soldier. Think this is a medal situation for my guy
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Why dont the Nazis just FIRE AT YOU instead of some little wall the can just as easily go around, and since when can the M1 Garand do so much damage against a TANK?
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soldier' sir it looks like someone is firing at us, should I attack him?
genral ' no run up to the house while he's shooting bullets at you.'
lol the entire nazi army is attacking a single house, while allies get all the important things
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I said "**** THIS" when the guy said "And you call yourself a soldier..."! 1 man, facing hordes of riflemen, gunners, howitzers, jeeps and tanks with rifles and machine guns until the last weapon while paying for guns and repairs and such! Where was that guy when the battle, or massacre, was going on? If th documents are that important don't leave them for one man with a Thompson to guard against Tanks!
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Don't you just hate it when you send your whole nation's army to attack a house and they all get killed by a dude on a hill. Nice one Adolf...
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Soldier: Sir! The Americans have technologically advanced weaponary! Thy can take down our tanks with bullets! They must have nuclear bombs packed in eery bullet! Should we retreat to increase our weaponry?
General: HELL NO! I will send you into hell if need be!
*Moral of story: Get the german commanderes to work for us, because a man like THIS can seriously kick some butt with the right army.*
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i took till lvl 36 and he said i call myself a soldier? wtf is it's problem
actually i want to upgrade the wall or new weapons