Comments for Palisade Guardian

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Grund

Jan. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They really should try going AROUND the wall.

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yxz9899100

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, there is an American soldier defending the pink house!" "I don't care, just rip the house to shreds!!" "But he's killed almost half the German army!' "DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ****?! SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE!"

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rush0wns

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "you failed, and you call yourself a soldier." Are you fking kidding me? i just held off tanks, jeeps and thousands of troops for like half an hour!!!?!?!??!?!??!!?

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junkman53

Jun. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) those nazis must be really desperate to destroy that pink house....maybe Hitler didnt like pink...lol

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Baden27

Jun. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Reached level 35. Is there an ending? Cuz it says "you fail" when you loose. ----- my tactics: 1) Just use the best weapon you can buy. 2) When you get the bazooka, do not use it as a solo weapon. Use it as a supporter/secondary weapon to take out big hordes of tanks, with the M1919 Browning as main/primary weapon. ------ What i think: I think the game idea is pretty stolen from the games "Storm the House". It is bad than you can't use your money after you bought all weapons to anything else than healing your wall. There should be upgrades like damage+, accuracy+, wall armour+, ammo amount+, example. ------- I think the game is bad balanced. I felt lvl 2-5 as the most difficult levels until u reach lvl 29+. The M1919 Browning is overpowered. Once you buy it, you can pwn everything until the tank hordes 10 levels later appears. 3/5

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iiShadowx

Dec. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: Commander! There is a American soldier defending that house! He destroyed half our army! Commander: Send more troops. Soldier: Shouldn't we just kill him? Commander: NO. Just send more troops. Orders are orders.

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urbansniper312

Jun. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do the Nazi's realize that the Russians could be invading?

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Synth_

Jul. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) There is 35 levels... I beat the game. I use the M1919 and the Bazooka to blow up tanks.

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slayer3476

Mar. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 109.2% accuracy? Lets roll

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Vorpalis

Apr. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its funny how none of them think to just turn and SHOOT THE GUY WHO IS KILLING EVERYONE!

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Egames

Jul. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 'and you call yourself a soldier' ? Wtf 1 man taking on tanks gunners where was he all this time what giving himself a friction Burn in the house?!

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tankhank

May. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Played almost everyday for months trying to beat in 2009, plays once in 2013 and wins first try.

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contractor2

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) General: Alright soldier, we've hidden high value documents in that house. Go shoot any Germans that come near it. Soldier: Yes sir! and what are the documents for sir? General: What else? they're documents on weapons we keep selling to you!

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Eaglewatch07

Mar. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) German commander: What the hell keeps hitting us? soldier: uhh i think its that american up top there German commander: SEND THE TANKS IN! *american blows up tank German commander: How the-? How did he take out my tank? another soldier: sir he's using a M1 garand! German commander: Figures, americans and their **** nuclear bullets >:{ OVERWHELM HIM LIKE DA CHINESE!

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contractor2

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) REALLY needs a wall strength upgrade.

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goldendoodle555

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why the heck are they shooting at the house? there is one soldier protecting the house!! i mean why dont they shoot you. then go in to the house and take whatever they wanted. there arent even any soldiers in the house why are they shooting it?

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ironizor

Mar. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs more ggun and upgrade..teamwork would be great.. 2/5 for lack of couple of things

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pigmole

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tantric1 do you know anything about world war 2 ? the allies were america,russia,and britain and the axis was italy,germany and japan

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forsenairon

Mar. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a completely good way to waste your time come to think of it.. you noticed that there's too many Nazis dead Yet, nobody sees you, or even want to shoot you. They just want to rip the pink house apart..

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LigthWolf

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) German General : "Hitler, there is an assassin shooting all our troops" Hitler : "No matter. I want that house dead, use the tanks!"

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NecroVendetta

Apr. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Germans* "How the fack dos the Americane blow tank up with unt goddendamn machine gun?" *German Soldier* "I think it is because our tanks are made of popsicle sticks, sir."

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tankhank

May. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how they all have the same dramatic death

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iTzQuIcK

Apr. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my accuracy is 99.9% :D

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deegsrules

Jul. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So i did some research and the artillery that the germans are pushing with one man would weigh approximately 11023 lbs...

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Toysrnotus

Jan. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone notice how the nazis get shot at and dont notice?

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domoninja

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if they should load up #2

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Snoopdogz57

Feb. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sir we've hidden highly sensitive documents in an undercover base and we need you to protect it. *looks at nearby battlements* Oh so you hid it in that well defended base? No sir....we hid them in that bright pink house....Hitler will never discover us.

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del5355853

May. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 10 million good lives wasted on a...........house

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mcman12345

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you are procting documents why don't you just go down there and grab them and get out

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nightbringer16

Jun. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how close do the howitzers have to get??!!!???!!??!!

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WolfKing03

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why dont the Nazis just FIRE AT YOU instead of some little wall the can just as easily go around, and since when can the M1 Garand do so much damage against a TANK?

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firehead97

Mar. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs team people you can hire, more guns to get started off and bagdes

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pongo280

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) soldier' sir it looks like someone is firing at us, should I attack him? genral ' no run up to the house while he's shooting bullets at you.' lol the entire nazi army is attacking a single house, while allies get all the important things

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cman00

Jun. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder why don't the shoot me... i guess I'm a spartan

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knewred

Mar. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Its amazing how mere bullets can destroy a building...

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laperledude

Jun. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Try palisade guardian 2 on armor games

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awesomexx

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges and multiplayer would be cool click + if you argree

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Declareas

Nov. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I said "**** THIS" when the guy said "And you call yourself a soldier..."! 1 man, facing hordes of riflemen, gunners, howitzers, jeeps and tanks with rifles and machine guns until the last weapon while paying for guns and repairs and such! Where was that guy when the battle, or massacre, was going on? If th documents are that important don't leave them for one man with a Thompson to guard against Tanks!

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avatar for SgtRevolver
SgtRevolver

Nov. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Arent they smart enough to fire at you ?

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Mattafix

Aug. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Don't you just hate it when you send your whole nation's army to attack a house and they all get killed by a dude on a hill. Nice one Adolf...

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RedRoach

Mar. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: Sir! The Americans have technologically advanced weaponary! Thy can take down our tanks with bullets! They must have nuclear bombs packed in eery bullet! Should we retreat to increase our weaponry? General: HELL NO! I will send you into hell if need be! *Moral of story: Get the german commanderes to work for us, because a man like THIS can seriously kick some butt with the right army.*

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King_Konner

Oct. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) in lvl 11 it gets TO HARD! You cant get past that lvl. Don't Beliave me? try it

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avatar for Alwahda
Alwahda

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i took till lvl 36 and he said i call myself a soldier? wtf is it's problem actually i want to upgrade the wall or new weapons

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ubertrite

Sep. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your walll has 1000/1000 health, you may want to repair it.

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iTzQuIcK

Feb. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Tangos down...

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avatar for DadiGohan
DadiGohan

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Are the top comments even logical? When you lose you see that the house contains top secret documents. I'll give it a 3/5, maybe could need some more upgrades and more soldier types.

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Temblekoso

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mute Button????

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avatar for Kelol
Kelol

Feb. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, I just played Medal Of Honor Pacific Assault on Bloody Ridge, Guadalcanal and I prefer it...

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noah31415

Jan. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i think its a great ,realistic game. have you thought of moving on to xbox games,boy?

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e8f6c858

Jan. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why dont they just move the top-secret documents?

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