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its very frustrating when the mouse leaves the flash frame and the tadpole goes psycho instead of heading to the last location of the mouse
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Ma'am, the baby is fine, but their seems to be..."legos" crammed in various fashions inside your uterus. We need to abort the fetus and operate immediately.
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Oh god, so many sarcastic comments are bouncing around in my head right now. All I can say for sure is that you have to be careful with games like this right here; you've probably set attitudes towards protection back by about 10 years. "Do you have a condom?" "No, but it's cool, there's no way my sperm will make it past level 26..."
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In the great scheme of life. I don't ever recall there being 'red blobs or bricks' that attack the spermatozoa in its journey through impenetrable brick halls whilst pushing green blobs or bricks into any red blob or brick. Maybe I was sick during that day in health class. Fun, and frustrating towards the end, game.
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Is nice how it is called TadPole to ease people into the game and in the Instructions u suddenly are asked to mouse over the SpermaZoon. Those who still thought that was actually was a TadPole are now feeling mighty confused. Nice cute little game though :).
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Could do with more of a border between the edge of the game area and the edge of the maze. Levels like 27, where some finesse in moving things, under time pressure is needed becomes unnecessarily more difficult due to frequently straying out of the game area and losing control of the player.
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Little boy: "Daddy why does he tadpole have to get to an egg?"
Dad to himself: "I ain't ready for "the talk" yet, dang Them stupid games."
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Protip: hold the left-mouse button down and Flash player will recognise its position even when moved outside the frame.